Here’s the plan. After decimating Indonesia’s fishing industry with our bottomless slush fund, we haul their boats back to Australia. This done, we tow the boats to every suburban street corner, load them with telecom gear, and fibre them to the NBN. Finally, the last metres of frayed, rain-soaked copper goes to every home, garage, and boatshed in the nation. It’s fibre to the boat, the sort of primary industry-focused policy we could have had with the foresight to vote in Bob Katter’s Australia Party.*
Could have, would have, should have. Like many gamers, I’m bitterly disappointed with our new government’s proposed broadband policy. That’s not to say I voted on this issue: Labor’s brand of leadership musical chairs makes me ill. But still, fibre to the node sucks—a technological dead end of sunken costs.
All is not lost, however. Fibre to the node is still just a glimmer in the eye of Malcolm Turnbull—Mr Broadband (as is how our PM describes him). As we’ve seen before, politicians are capable of some impressive backflips. Could this happen here?
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