Our competition to give away five Creative Soundblaster Wireless 3D Gaming Headsets has drawn to a close — and now it’s time to announce the winners. As always it was a hard slog going through so many terrifying and frankly upsetting entries, but we’re very happy to inform you that the following five people will soon be replacing their truly awful audio setups with sweet cans courtesy of Creative.

Read on for all the winners!

Did you know that we are giving away five awesome Creative Soundblaster 3D Wireless headsets?

You didn’t? Because we are, in fact, giving away five awesome Creative Soundblaster 3D Wireless headsets, and the competition ends tonight. Tonight! At 11:59PM ACT.

So if you like to win one of the five awesome Creative Soundblaster 3D Wireless headsets that we’re giving away, all you need to do is head on over to our competition page and enter. It’s as simple as taking a photograph!

Okay, get cracking!

Thanks to Creative, we’ve got five excellent wireless gaming headsets to give away — and we want to give them away to you. Yes, you! Or possibly you.

Read on for all the details!

Creative’s Soundblaster Tactic3D Rage headset, contrary to its name, neither makes you angry OR makes you a great tactician. “But wait!” I say, as you pick up the phone to call the Competition and Consumer Commission. “It’s still a good headset! Just… just put the phone down, and we can talk about this like normal people.”

God, what is with you? You’re so on edge lately.