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Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel

By on June 24, 2013 at 7:19 pm

OH YEAH. STRAP YOURSELVES BROS, BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GET BROTACULAR

FIRST, GRAB YOUR BRO. NOT IN A GAY WAY. THAT’S UNBRO. YOU GOT A HOLD ON HIM, IN A PURELY HETEROSEXUAL FASHION? BROLICIOUS, YOU’RE MAKING ME SWEAT WITH THIS COMPLETELY PLATONIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION. NOW SEIZE YOUR BRO-CANNON. THAT’S THE BIGGEST, BROSPLOSION GUN YOU CAN FIND. GOT IT? AWWWWWWW YEAH SON, ITS TIME TO GET DOWN. BULLETTTSSSSSSSSSSS

There. That, ladies and gentlemen, is Army of Two – The Devil’s Cartel in a vaguely overcompensating homo-erotic nutshell. Review done.

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