EDIT: ^and I hate to be a kill joy, but minus the awesome of actually building that thing and the cool of how it sounds, playing one is still 100x less impressive than piano, etc
This may be the only time I'll ever agree with Piers Morgan and I don't think he spoke for more than about a minute...
Congratulations crazy conspiracy theorist, you've convinced me yet again to not bring my dollars earned overseas into your country on a holiday. *clap clap*