Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

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Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Werewolph » 17 Jul 12, 11:48 am

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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Zombywolf » 17 Jul 12, 12:40 pm

My god... to think...
I was actually going to give this book a read (well at least 40 odd pages) so I didn't feel like a hypocritical arsehole when I slagged it off. Now, thanks to his Dukeness, I don't have to.
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby steve_rogers42 » 17 Jul 12, 1:17 pm

i got ten chapters in before i wanted to destroy the book, the writing is horrid and the male 'love interest' is a complete narcissistic **** that she wants to change/love her back.

But 'The Duke' reading it, so much wholesome win. Even the GF got a giggle out of it.
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby dinofreak » 17 Jul 12, 3:10 pm

lmao, I for one would buy all his audiobooks.
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Auld » 17 Jul 12, 3:38 pm

That was fantastic :D
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Jenkins_ » 17 Jul 12, 6:52 pm

dinofreak wrote:lmao, I for one would buy all his audiobooks.


Please tell me he does audio books... that would be epic haha.

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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Nekosan » 18 Jul 12, 1:26 am

It's kind of sad that book has been as popular as it has, 100% guarantee that anyone who actually liked that **** has something wrong with them emotionally.
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Shinanigans » 18 Jul 12, 8:33 am

He should read Go the **** to sleep :D
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Novocaine » 18 Jul 12, 9:53 am

Nekosan wrote:It's kind of sad that book has been as popular as it has, 100% guarantee that anyone who actually liked that **** has something wrong with them emotionally.


You could say that about basically everything though.
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Marius » 18 Jul 12, 12:46 pm

Very last line was classic. Great punchline.
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Re: Duke Nukem reading Fifty Shades of Grey ***NSFW***

Unread postby Matty » 18 Jul 12, 1:08 pm

Novocaine wrote:
Nekosan wrote:It's kind of sad that book has been as popular as it has, 100% guarantee that anyone who actually liked that **** has something wrong with them emotionally.


You could say that about basically everything though.


People have been using that same line for video games for years :P
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