Fleeting/Random/Thoughts

[Artful-dodgeR]

Home for the weekend, complaining to the NUM ftw.

[CelticAngel82]

I just got delivered an early mothers day flowers and choccies (also as a "get well soon" ) from a friend -

[OmegaZX13]

Damn it! My chips are burnt...

[Dean]

Damn it! My chips are burnt...

Chips getting you down?

[Anon. E. Moose]

Damn it! My chips are burnt...

A wise man once told me after I burnt my chips one day...
"once you go black you don't go back"

[Rodimus86]

[AzzA82]

Anyone got some awesome get back at the neighbours tricks. Maybe register their address as a sex offender or emp their damn stereo or anything..........
Argh its 4am they have been at it for hours called the cops 3 times i nearly feel like jumping the back fence and ....well i 'll leave that bit out you get the picture.

[Zombywolf]

lob a couple small sandwich bags of honey, sugar and water onto their roof?

is that how you get ants barry?
yes it is other barry.

i dunno, im not very good at revenge things.

[Matty]

Tell the church, or the door knocker church guys that they "need to be saved".

Seriously they never give up.

[CelticAngel82]

didnt say i did either of it, did i? it was suggested to me.

[Bek]

Tell the church, or the door knocker church guys that they "need to be saved".

Seriously they never give up.

+1 friends signed me to be visited by all sorts of religions, the ****. A++ would recommend. There are also **** magazines that you can subscribe them too (free ones) that take a few months to actually cancel

[Dean]

This is a fantastic idea. Let's tie up life saving emergency services with waste of time calls that the responders (especially the fireys) will literally risk their own lives getting to. That's just mind numbingly intelligent.

Holy ****.

a) sounds stupid
b) sounds like a criminal offence
c) refer to a)

[Disco LT]

Dear Sir, I attempted to help you however my hands were tied due to company policy and privacy laws.

You can either:

A: take my helpful advice which would result in a satisfactory resolution
or
B: carry on like a complete dickhead

I see you have chosen Option B, thanks for calling and have a nice day.

[Nightstaar]

Anyone got some awesome get back at the neighbours tricks. Maybe register their address as a sex offender or emp their damn stereo or anything..........
Argh its 4am they have been at it for hours called the cops 3 times i nearly feel like jumping the back fence and ....well i 'll leave that bit out you get the picture.

If only Australia had this...

http://poopsenders.com/

[revengous]

break ups suck. someone cheer me up