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[WhiteKnight210]

Ricky the Rake

Ricky eats, speaks and dresses mobster. His favourite thing in the world is his Pinstripe suit, and if you get blood on it, you'd better hope your luckier than Ray "Lucky" Bowman (R.I.P). His favourite weapon is his "Tommy Gun" which he carries in a cleverly disguised Viola case. His hatred for Bond stems from their mutual disgust of Suits. Ricky for his Pinstripe, Bond for his Brioni Italian Cut suit.

When Ricky asks you to 'Say hello to his little friend', Politely decline, turn around and walk the other way.

[RiginalSin]

MI6 SCOUTING BRIEF
EYES ONLY

TENG, SHEN TIAN.
DoB: 18 July 1977.

Illegitimate son of Elliot CARVER and former CMG employee, TENG Xian-Pei.
SHEN TIAN was unaware of his claim to the CMG empire until after Carver’s death in 1997.

SHEN TIAN wasn't on the MI6 watch list until he was identified as China’s newest billionaire.
Suspected financier of most pirate attacks between Indonesia and China.
Intelligence suggests he is using the ransoms and stolen material to purchase weapons, probably Biological.

HUMINT source SPRING PEACH reports TENG SHEN TIAN has the internal support of the Chinese Politburo.

[That_Stevens_Guy]

Mr. You

A social retard. He grew up with terminal illness, and strict parents. He can't interact directly with other humans. What is so scary about this man? He controls the world superpowers from his basement. He controls the flow of information, he controls the world economy. All data can be manipulated. Spending so much time as a hacker in a digital world, he has become the most powerful man on the planet. But no one knows who he is. He only leaves a picture of his favourite anime character 'White' wherever he has been. He doesn't go anywhere without her.

Bonds mission, prevent WW3 (of course). Can Bond stop the great nations from firing nukes at each other - as Mr. You moves the digital currency between the superpowers, just for the fun of it? Spanning a saga of 3D films, this is not the Bond you were looking for.

[Dave_Mac]

A villain that many Aussies can relate to- for those who like having a few extra beers!

The little demon called Jenny C.

“Run! Run! Run!” the people cried,
For Jenny has come to reap,
Jenny the hungry, Jenny the cruel,
There is no time to weep,
Grab your children, flee your home,
From Jenny you cannot hide,
Yet Jenny is small and blind and fat,
And limited in stride,
So run and run and run for life,
Hold out till New-year’s eve,
For when the hands point twelve and twelve,
Its Jenny’s time to leave,
So make your resolution true,
To lift and run and swim,
For should she catch you soft and round,
Your ending will be grim!

[Giraffe]

Le Douche

Born into this world with no aspirations, imagination or empathy, Le Douche entered the workforce of Evil Corp.™ with one goal: get to the top. Using only his lack of wit and brown-nosing ability, Le Douche attained a middle management role where he found joy in tormenting employees he knew wouldn't quit as they needed to feed themselves.

One of Le Douches astounding abilities is that he is able to replicate himself. There have been many reports of Le Douche being found in other corporations, we are still yet to find the original.

[MarkOm]

At first glance of Max Borricellie, he’s is a fun loving guy and he’s your best friend. With his strong jaw line and solid build, he makes you inspire to be a better person as well. He’s not a man whose goals are to have money (because he already has that), it’s to make himself ruler of the earth and when he tells you this with his charismatic characteristics, you want him to be as well. He won’t dominate the world through dearth and violence, but rather through threats of death and violence, but with a smile.

[TheTacoMan]

Hung Lo, the boss of Chinatown.

Hung Lo is a drug lord that controls the flow of opium throughout Chinatown. With his long, uncut nails and traditional Chinese garments, there is no doubt that he is a picture of pure evil. Hung Lo is known for sacrificing his subordinants, even when such a sacrifice is blatantly unnecessary. He once killed a henchman and used his body as a bridge to cross a small puddle of water on the street, as he did not want to get his shoes wet.

He is guarded by his two most trusted bodyguards: Pu Ping and Shao Ting

[spektra]

James Suzuki

Son of James Bond. As noted by Ian Fleming

Objective
i. Make contact with Bond
ii. Gather Intelligence
iii. Assassinate Bond

Background
4 Years Service in VMF (Russian Navy)
Awarded Saint Andrews Order by Russian Federation
Recruited by FSB (Former KGB)
Infiltrated Taliban Ranks, Intelligence Gathering
Master in Several Martial Arts most noticeably Krav Maga

Intelligence
i. Bond believes James was killed in revenge by Irma Bunt for the murder of Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You only Live, Twice)
ii. Suzuki whereabouts were unknown for 6 years after.
iii. Suzuki showed up again in St. Petersburg, hiring Mercenaries for his cause

Features
Strawberry Blonde
Green Eyes
Carries MP-446 Viking Sidearm
Navy Tattoos

[eggheart]

Warren Palmerston.
Chairman and CEO of United Chloride, he was charged with manslaughter by Indian authorities after a pesticides production plant run and owned by United Chloride in Bangalore leaked a cloud of deadly gas which caused the deaths of approximately 10,000 people and injured close to half a million others in 1990. He knowingly allowed the plant to operate without properly maintained safety systems in order to maximise his company’s profit. Palmerston evaded arrest in India and has been living out his life comfortably in America for the last twenty years, escaping any repercussions for his crimes.

[unsong]

Parker Kit "Packet" la'Tency
Devious mastermind with a penchant for intercepting and collecting packets of data, in a cunning ploy to cause lag, subsequently enraging players, causing global warming (fist shaking is the leading unrecognised cause), leading to the increased usage of fans. Due to their net southward orientation, the fans function to blow Tasmania away. His motive is currently unknown.
A master of subterfuge, he was best known for subconsciously implanting suggestions in the minds of relatives to call you to see how you were doing, causing the dial-up internet to stop working.

[Machiavelli]

THE RANGA

Real Name: Julia Gillard

Occupation: Prime Minister/Supervillain

Base of Operations: Altona, Victoria

Attributes: Able to control an army of primates to do her bidding (aka Labor Party). Has an intense liking for the colour red.

Weaknesses: Only able to move in one direction (forward)

Enemies: Kevin Rudd, Tony Abbott


* Note: image is not original, text in bubbles is

[BovineDeath]

Inspector Gadget.
Once a force of good, suspicions were raised after Gadget made several attempts on the life of his superior officer with exploding messages, and by his constant inability to apprehend his arc-nemesis Dr Claw. Later investigations revealed Dr Claw to be a prominent member of the Australian Classification Board.
Going into hiding to avoid apprehension, Gadget covertly released two horrible multimedia attacks that aimed to destroy the minds of the world's children, starring Mathew Broderick and French Stewart.

[V23]

Revenant

A sentient creature whose desire to fulfill a special goal (eliminate his arch nemesis) allowed it to return from the grave as a creature vaguely resembling an intelligent zombie. Due to its partially undead state, Revenant is severely weakened during the day and requires nightfall to fully restore its power. Revenant's ability to reanimate the dead provides him with an endless supply of minions willing to do his bidding. An expert marksman, largely due to its previous life spent as a crooked cop, Revenant wields dual semi-automatic handguns with lethal efficiency.

[original_muse]

Yornoc

Objective: To control the world's portals at all costs

Bio: A purveyor of misinformation and misdirection.

Claims to protect the populace from spams and scams while using his own cozenage to further self-interests. Was once an underling of the Durr and now the Agnar. Strong beliefs regarding self to be infallible and that only a select few deserve unimpeded portals

Life long wearer of pink underwear with floral patterns.

Hates Bond for protecting democracy and his blatant use of gadgets without any filters or limitations.

[jimminy]

MAGNETICA LEPER!

Using his special MAGNETIC POWERS he shoots pieces of himself at metal surfaces! Presuming someone happens to be standing in front of a METAL SURFACE AT THE TIME,(obviously not gold. That's a metal, but, y'know... Magnets won't stick to it. Or lead. But otherwise!) they are in BIG TROUBLE! Oh, and his origin? Uh... He was bitten by a giant bat!