Win! 5 x Splinter Cell: Conviction (Xbox 360) and backpack

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Sam Fisher has put down his Piña Colada, picked up a Beretta and come out of retirement once again. [app=2302]Splinter Cell Conviction[/app] busts out of the shadows this Thursday, and we've got five copies of the 360 version to give away. To enter, we want you to create a new gadget that will help Sam beat the baddies.

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[Bennett Ring]

Hey guys

Discussion of Ubisoft's DRM is a smoking hot topic right now, but please keep the comments section of this competition DRM free. If you'd like to discuss DRM, please head over to this thread.

Thanks folks!

[NukeJockey]

The Portable Porno Screen.

The portable porno screen(from here on referred to as the PPS) is a 6" LCD screen with built in USB and SD Card slots. The screen has double sided tape on the back so it can stick to any surface (and be removed easily by pulling..the tab) throw it in front of your enemies and watch as they all gather around to watch some porn together. You're now free to take them all out as they huddle around, or join them! The PPS comes with 8 hours of glorious porn pre installed on its 1gb internal memory and with SDHC compatability, theres plenty more room for hundreds of hours of porn!

The PPS also features a remote control for turning up the volume, or skipping to the next love scene. The unit also comes with a screen protector(self installed) and lint free cloth for wiping off any spills.

Coming soon from NukeJockey Labs, The self inflating doll; befriend your enemies with this super sexy talking blow up doll. Comes with 15 phrases.

[kotmfu]

how about the auto troller? the device will walk up to the nearest enemy, insult his mother, start an argument about something that means nothing to anyone, and basically abuse the poor soul till he walks off to the bathroom crying his eyes out

[Bennett Ring]

@ NukeJockey

So very, very wrong. It should be in Metal Gear Solid, not Splinter Cell...

[Russacky]

Biometric Scanner

Similar to the heartbeat sensor, this scanner shows the current heart rate and stress level of an enemy/enemies. This monitor could also give indications of how likely they are to disregard movement, shoot, call for help etc., on inspection of a PDA.

It would only give information in the immediate area and only for a set maximum of so-many enemies. This would give a better idea of what type of strategy you would need to employ but not be so helpful it removes the challenge from the game.

The indicators above their heads could look like this:


Cheers

[Ash_Williams]

A Hammer Drill and Camera

Use the drill to covertly drill holes on the outside a room and place cameras facing into the room that wirelessly link up to a PDA which will allow switching to thermal and night vision to work out how to properly enter the room covertly.

Or use the hammer drill as a way to create diversions, ie. Drilling into a wall and moving to cover to draw out enemies before attacking. The perfect all purpose gadget

[NukeJockey]

:shock: @ NukeJockey

So very, very wrong. It should be in Metal Gear Solid, not Splinter Cell...

I agree, however poor old Sam hasnt had much of a good run lately, so atleast he can use it himself in his "alone time"

[Tastynapalm]

Washing Machine Destabiliser



Sure he's got fancy goggles for seeing in all spectrum of light, but what always comes in handy is the ability to distract your enemies. So now Sam Fisher is equipped with the Washing Machine Destabiliser (WMD for short), which can be remotely activated by that portable computer strapped to his wrist. Even the bad guys need clean towels.





Instructions of Use:
- Use Ninja skills to gain entry to enemies Laundry
- Place the WMD in the laundry, preferably hidden behind detergent
- When placed, WMD will activate with a battery life of 2 hours
- Sneak out of room with Ninja skills
- Activate to alert enemies of unbalanced Washing Machine
- Use Ninja skills to complete mission while enemies reset Washing Machine

By placing a the devices in the laundry of his enemies, he can sneak off to another room and quietly activate them. The banging and rattling sound of an unbalanced Washing Machine will send his enemies running to fix that sound. While they're distracted resetting the Washing machine, Sam can go about the mission at hand.

Note:
Device only practical if it's Enemy Laundry Day. So plan your mission accordingly.

[Curleh]

The Decoy

Dont you hate it when you play counterstrike source and people use those annoying custom spray paints which look a little too much like enemies. Well so do the bad guys in splinter cell... Using state of the art projection technology you will be able to project yourself up onto those walls (much like the text in conviction) as to make the enemies open fire on you, and then you strike like the natural born killer you are...

The projector comes with many built in images, for only $9.99 you can also get the following images.


Climbing


Hiding


The Ball Breaker

'The Decoy' sits on your forearm and comes in many colours..

This is 3:1 image of the device.

All images shamelessly stolen from google

[Rayner]

A Robotic Controllable Ferret.
Take control of a Robotic Ferret, with life like (But Fake) Ferret Skin so you can:
- Distract bad guys with it's cuteness.
- Spy on people while hidden under a table.
- Collect Items in hard to reach places, like in an Air vent.
- Mob up blood spills with it's tail... it's alright... it's fur is red so the Baddies won't notice the blood.
- Blow up red barrels from close up, with no harm to yourself or the RoboFerret.
- And lets not Forget, it has Laser Eyes... just in-case.

[corsa826]

Nanofibre Optical Cloaking Vertical Balance Disrupter




Affectionatley known as the 'nano peel'

[a3gis]

Sam needs the Phantom Turd Strike ability - where he leaves a mini Sam Floater behind to hunt bad guys when he's left the scene.


the only problem is, it will need to deal with enemy PT strikes...

[Mullet87]

The Mobile Projector



This handy mobile projector has the ability to display high resolution
images, video and text on the surrounding environment to deliver key
information such as mission objectives, vital backstory and directional
assistance.



The device is always on and will project automatically as you move
through the environment. This ensures you need not waste time getting
your objectives and other pertinent information from hand held devices
which may distract you from critical events occuring around you.



But won't this device attract unwanted attention I hear you ask? No!
With a patented polarizing technology only you will be able to view the
projected images. Your enemies will be none the wiser!

The Mobile Projector. Stealth just got a little brighter.

[talism]

as hes is comming out of retirement, his walking stick with built in grapple cable, so he can shoot the top of it at something and scale the building, all while keeping his fake teeth from falling out