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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby rothbart » 31 Oct 09, 2:16 pm

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The Edon Harbringer is pleased to announce the succesful completion of the world's largest ginger bread man, by noted pastry chef, Ghudy Gess.

Using a combination of materials, including the special binding agent from Griffon yokes, Ghudy was able to produce a 90' tall gingerbread man. The giant pastry was then baked over hot coals, until it was a lovely golden brown. Difficulties in removing the pasty from its giant sized pan, where solved by Cezare Silverpalms, who used a potion to temporarily animate the 40 tons of flour, eggs and milk.

The sight of a 90" tall magically animated Gingerbread man, towering over the remote part of Lanloch, will be one never likely to be seen again. Once the witnesses had been satsified as to the success of the record attempt, Cezarre was seen to force a large superlative diamond into the Gingerbread man's mouth. While no on was certain as to what exactly happened, it then seemed as if the gem tried to consume the Gingerbread man, as enormous bite sized pieces were seen to dissapear from the Gingerbread man's body. Ultimately the Gingerbread man proved too much for what ever had possessed the gem to swallow and the gem was seen to shatter.

Cezare was unable (or unwilling) to explain what had happened nor could he explain the large numbers of flying insects seemingly released when the gem shattered.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Lee 337 » 5 Nov 09, 5:48 am

..... It is heard that Seamus and Card got Unga on the back foot and he run off to hide.

The Grave Digger of Edon's Gateway tells his tale of how Card and Seamus find Unga hiding behind the big tree that he uses for shade and after a mighty battle the Dragon falls.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby TheFugitive » 10 Nov 09, 6:19 pm

At the dead of night, behind locked doors, a man dressed in brown and black tunics and a elf in black clashed steel against steel, but not out of anger.

The elf looked serious in his task while the man grinned at the combat, although looking very tired. A shortsword dodging the man's longsword found itself resting near his throat. The steel pressed itself against his skin, then was removed carefully. The elf said nothing, just watching the man. The man in brown and black caught his breath, nodded and the two danced in combat once again. The sound of metal bashing against metal continuing into the night.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Gotrek1966 » 11 Nov 09, 12:50 pm

The tavern in Aeturnus has banned poker after an incident in which a zombie threw in his hand and another laughed his head off.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Wyld » 11 Nov 09, 2:44 pm

Gotrek1966 wrote:The tavern in Aeturnus has banned poker after an incident in which a zombie threw in his hand and another laughed his head off.

Zombie Bartender: My sides are splitting from laughter. You ****.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Gruntsky » 15 Nov 09, 10:05 pm

Some of the merchants in the Helios square are thinking of taking out a crafting injunction against an elven crafter. Seems her pricing is unbeatable...
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Hugie » 20 Nov 09, 9:23 am

Despite the best efforts of Helios' Guard Lieutenants to downplay the incident, rumor has it that a body was found gruesomely murdered, leaned up against the Inn in the center of the city. The two adventurers that discovered the body reported that its heart had been removed and left next to the corpse in a pool of blood.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby MarauderDeuce » 20 Nov 09, 8:18 pm

Passing by the above adventurers a beastial creature was heard to mutter, "Have you ever come across anyone who was nicely murdered?"
I like to kill things - How is that not clear by now? - Richard
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Chesus_Sliced » 1 Dec 09, 9:02 am

Galdorian League leadership Ballot Shock.

Zarreck the Lost has become new Grandmaster of the Galdorian League. In a surprise spill this morning the incumbent Grandmaster Dante Hunter was narrowly beaten 42-41. His controversial policy of fighting the Scourge has caused deep divisions among Edonites.

Black Valley Bateezu: Well we cant say the we caused the Scourge...well can we? I think that if people dont like it here they can just get out! and we should tax all those people on other servers...I mean its not right is it!?!? I mean do I eat badgers....?

(A badly disguised ultroloth with Groucho Marx nose and glasses): Global Scourgeing is just a natural part of the cycle of existance, we cant stop it so why get involved. <mask falls off, an awkward pause>

Helios Guard lieutenant: We are screwed. Plain screwed. <shoots himself with longbow>

The other candidate a Helios Slum Dun Pudding was eliminated in the earlier round only obtaining 23 votes.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Maditay » 1 Dec 09, 11:02 am

News just in...

Ziegan burns and locals slaughtered..

Just another day in the reign of The Dark Lord, Zarreck and his rather formidable associates.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Chesus_Sliced » 1 Dec 09, 11:17 am

Zarreck flanked by Groucho the Ultroloth and Helios Slum Dun Pudding

Zarreck: The so called "sack and burning" of Ziegen is merely the sad work of the so called "Scourge Conspiracy Theorists" attributing every attack by extraplanar beings as "Scourge".

Sure the town is smouldering rubble and its people have been nailed en masse onto a tree, but did anyone see the "Scourge" do this?

Easily explainable due to careless use of alchemists fire to light a wood stove;
and some rather careless and protracted use of a ladder and 6 inch nails, of which by the way I squarely blame the foolish folk of Ziegen, who are renowned for their over enthusiastic being nailed to trees antics. I would like to reassure the people as Grandmaster of the Galdorian League, that firstly the Scourge are our friends, and the events in Ziegen are in no way related to them.

I wouls also call upon the folk of Helios to come and join in the fun of the inaugural Zarreck Day, free Gold Dragon Burgers served by the the old Guard Galdorians, dressed in their new uniform of a loin cloth and clown shoes perched on unicycles.

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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby rothbart » 4 Dec 09, 12:10 am

Isolated reports of new elite Scourge have reached the desk of the Harbringer. If the stories are to be believed, they seem to be toying with Helios citizens, seemingly testing themselves, but leaving before they can be killed (but not before they have killed).
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Hugie » 9 Dec 09, 1:35 pm

Duh-leet-ahd. :oops:
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby André Axe'm » 5 Jan 10, 1:22 pm

Loknar Notice Board wrote:Wanted: Pieces of Scourge Portal crystal.
Specimens of varying colour are best.
Pay: Knowledge
Deliver pieces to Aeturnus.
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Re: Edon Rumor Mill

Unread postby Maditay » 11 Jan 10, 1:26 am

''Ere..did yeh hear that theres some strange statue that's appeared out of no where in Dam'mor' said the tavern patron.

"No I aint seen it but I 'eard some elf muttering about the magical forces playing tricks"...replied his drinking partner..
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