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Re: Ban the person above you

Unread postby Da Chucky » 4 Feb 10, 10:20 pm

Banned because ese never loved you - it was all a scam involving several Nigerian bankers and super-villains.
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Unread postby Hell Boy » 4 Feb 10, 10:48 pm

Dear Sir,

I am Mr.David Mark. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA (FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never gonna give me up, never gonna let me down, never run around or desert me, never gonna make me cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt me either now or in the future. Some years ago, an American Mining consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued $12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account.

On maturity, the bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, The bank sent another reminder and finally his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote to inform the bank that he died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts by the American Embassy to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore, made further investigation and discovered that the beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recently obtained American citizenship.

He did not declare anything or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work. This money total amount $12M.USD ( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) is still sitting in my bank as dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim it, and according to Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the money will revert to the ownership of the igerian Government if the account owner is certified dead. This is the situation, and my proposal is that I am looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the next of kin to beneficiary, and OPEN a Bank Account abroad to facilitate the transfer of this money. This is simple, all you have to do is to OPEN an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to arrange the proper money transfer paperwork, and facilitate the transfer.The money will then be paid into this Account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35 % for you and 5% for expenses that might come up during transfer process.

There is no risk at all, and all the paper work for this transaction will be done by me using my position and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This business transaction is guaranteed.And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD)FOUR MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.If you are interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending the
following details:
(1) Your Full Name/Address
(2) Your Private Telephone/fax Number.
Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest some of my share in your country. I look forward to our earliest reply.
Yours Truely,
Mr.David Mark.

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Unread postby EmbraceThePing » 4 Feb 10, 10:51 pm

Banned for ...just BANNED ****!
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Unread postby Zombywolf » 4 Feb 10, 10:58 pm

Banned for denying the awesome.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Unread postby Da Chucky » 4 Feb 10, 11:14 pm

Banned for implying the awesome.
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Unread postby EmbraceThePing » 5 Feb 10, 7:31 am

Banned for not banning awesomely hard enough.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Unread postby Da Chucky » 5 Feb 10, 12:28 pm

Banned because I am awesome by default!
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Unread postby Snootle » 5 Feb 10, 12:52 pm

Banned for your location being at: 261 Queen St, Brisbane QLD, Australia.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Unread postby Da Chucky » 5 Feb 10, 1:23 pm

Banned for stalking.
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Unread postby EmbraceThePing » 5 Feb 10, 5:22 pm

Banned for leaving your shades up at night :wink2:
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Unread postby Da Chucky » 6 Feb 10, 12:52 pm

Banned for raising my shades over night. I always leave them down.
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Unread postby EmbraceThePing » 6 Feb 10, 7:18 pm

Banned because you leave the door open for me.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Unread postby Ford_Jam » 6 Feb 10, 11:07 pm

Banned for using his backdoor!

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Unread postby Slazza » 7 Feb 10, 4:00 am

Banned for wanting to use his backdoor.
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Re: Ban the person above you

Unread postby Ford_Jam » 7 Feb 10, 10:45 am

Banned for LIES AND SLANDER!
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