by EasyC » 24 Apr 12, 12:46 pm
Journal entry - Day 5.
Found some cooked meat, but it was off.
Now suffering from horrific intestinal issues. Other survivors won't group with me.
Journal entry - Day 6.
Feeling better. Met a survivor, his name was 'Baskerville'. He seemed friendly, I followed correct protocol and asked if he was friendly. I even used capitals. I have logged the conversation:
Me: "Hello survivor Baskerville! ARE YOU FRIENDLY?"
Survivor Baskerville: " For crying out loud, don't yell. Are YOU friendly?"
Me: "No...see I asked first"
Survivor Baskerville: "Well that may be, but I want to know if YOU are friendly"
Me: "Yes...no, well yes I understand that, however I'm just trying to establish if you are friendly then I can establish that I'm friendly."
Survivor Baskerville: "Ok fine. Yes I'm friendly. Are you friendly?"
Me: "Oh yes, I'm very friendly!"
Survivor Baskerville: (mumbled something like "Jesus Christ")..."Right, so we're friendly?"
Me: "Who is? What...?"
Survivor Baskerville: "Oh **** hell...."
What a friendly guy.
Infamous 17th of Feb, 2013 assault on Devil's Castle.
"Kill ALL the towers, that's where the archers hide" - Baskerville.