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Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby Anon. E. Moose » 30 Jan 12, 4:08 pm

http://www.virgin.com/travel/news/brans ... -as-planet
Richard Branson has bought Pluto and intends to have it reinstated as a planet.

Sir Richard Branson is setting his sights on the final frontier in his latest business venture announced today.

In a universal first Sir Richard has revealed that he has bought the former planet of Pluto for an undisclosed sum.

As a firm supporter of small businesses Sir Richard is hoping to set an example for struggling entrepreneurs facing setbacks by having Pluto reinstated as an official planet, after its declassification by the International Astronomical Union in 1996.

Already at the forefront of space travel with Virgin Galactic, Sir Richard is having a special deep space vehicle built that will help bulk up Pluto to its required planetary mass.

Sir Richard Branson said: "Virgin has expanded into many territories over the years, but we have never had our own planet before. This could pave the way for a new age in space tourism."

Virgin rocket scientist Professor Chelovek Protaprilia added: "The vehicle has a special harness to collect asteroids and space debris, which it will drag into Pluto’s gravitational field, increasing the planet’s mass."

The mission, which is due for launch on April 1 2012, is due to take five years and, if successful, will lead to the first ever part human-created planet.


:lol:
Bit early for April Fools.
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby tacitus42 » 30 Jan 12, 4:11 pm

who did he buy it from?
i want to buy a planet.
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby revengous » 30 Jan 12, 5:47 pm

Im going to buy pandora
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby Auld » 30 Jan 12, 5:55 pm

revengous wrote:Im going to buy pandora


I hear its a goldmine of Unobtainium.
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby CrazyMonkey » 30 Jan 12, 5:56 pm

Anon. E. Moose wrote::lol:
Bit early for April Fools.


Yeah, just a tad :lol:
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby FryzieDelta » 30 Jan 12, 7:23 pm

Better idea: why don't they send the rocket up and then drag pluto back here and we can have two moons. Then steal some moons from other planets too. Then we can be the coolest kids on the block.
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby Nekosan » 31 Jan 12, 12:23 am

FryzieDelta wrote:Better idea: why don't they send the rocket up and then drag pluto back here and we can have two moons. Then steal some moons from other planets too. Then we can be the coolest kids on the block.


Yeah create an asteroid barrier imo :hahaha: (+phobos and deimos are just cool sounding moons, need to be ours IMO).

Every time I look at the moon it scares me to think how many times that little **** has been plastered by stray space crud, cracks me up in movies how they always have these magical missiles that can be shot out to destroy the asteroids.
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby PinothyJ » 27 Feb 12, 9:46 am

tacitus42 wrote:who did he buy it from?
i want to buy a planet.
Or you could simply buy land on the Moon, Mars and/or Venus…
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby Artful-dodgeR » 27 Feb 12, 10:06 am

Really? Necro'd just for that?

**** sake...
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby PinothyJ » 27 Feb 12, 10:16 am

Virgin Travel News wrote:Virgin rocket scientist Professor Chelovek Protaprilia added: "The vehicle has a special harness to collect asteroids and space debris, which it will drag into Pluto’s gravitational field, increasing the planet’s mass."
Someone has been playing a little bit too much Solar 2…
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Re: Branson buys Pluto, inb4 "evil mastermind"

Unread postby Yipster » 7 Jul 12, 4:30 am

Hmmm its a joke but still at first I thought, heh but international treaty prevents ownership of extraterrestrial property anyway...

but then again that treaty is 40 years out of date and didn't envision private companies or individuals being able to do what nations did
in the 60/70's.
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