by meji » 10 Apr 12, 5:39 pm
Well I'll write the teaser trailer for them cause lets face it it's going to have to be somewhat epic or at least stupidly outlandish to garner any respect........
*Cue ominous music*
*Smokey voiced tough man voice over begins in a slow drawl*
In an age of wonder one man stands tall, in a time where people can't connect the dots, one man can and in a place where no one can find the exit, he's going to make one
*super loud explosion*
* the words Pac Man form on the screen in a left to right fade in*
*Cut to the action*
*Women looks to the sky and screams* Who's going to save us?!
*Meteorites fall to the earth, all aligned perfectly as they land on the ground*
*A wall explodes in a shower of dust and stone, out bursts PAC-MAN* "NOM NOM NOM"
*cut to quick flashy scenes of Pac-Man eating the meteorites from the maze like streets*
*Suddenly a big explosion strikes the ground and from the dust, in slow motion, emerge four alien ghosts*
*cue chase music interlaced with action music accents as meteorite eating related events and ghost near misses occur*
*Cornered, PAC-MAN backs up as the alien ghosts descend*
*The pink one screams* I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
*PAC-MAN lunges on a slightly bigger than the others meteorite*
*PAC-MAN turns and the camera lurches up to a close up of his face as he is powered up by the slightly bigger than the others meteorite* "Come get some!"
*Explosion across the scream and the name PAC-MAN bursts from the flames, the flames shimmering and fade as the word PAC-MAN hardens to metal*
*Fade to Black*
*fade in*
*Please insert coin to continue*
*fade out*