Win! Xbox 360 Slim and Blood Stone 007!

[TheScientist]

Copa Cabana style:

His name was Potter,
He was a wizard,
He beat that **** Voldemort,
Killed a Basilisk with a sword.

As he got older,
Married to Ginny,
But then Bond came along one day,
Took her for a roll in the hay,
Then Bond stole Harry's wand
And his magic was gone.

Potter was not happy, and he loudly decreed:
"This G-man Bond must DIE!
I'll stab him in the eye!
With a slow moving trap,
I'm sure his spine will snap!"

Devoid of magic,
Potter was plotting,
Dominating the world
Would get Bond off his girl!

[felix1]

12 year old A- developed a rare case of the Oedipal complex at an early age - where she resented her father, and subsequent male figures. At age 10, she had manipulated, or created situations that saw male school mates fight one another. Thus, this earned her the title "Rosemary's baby." At age 11, she befriended the daughter of M, head of M16. Age 12, and her plan is to initiate a world war, where the men she loathes will be sent to the slaughter.

She abhors Bond most of all for his treatment of women.

[Vid]

The Mad Lol Katter:

Lair: the benches of Parliament

Traits/Attributes: strange wheezing laugh, silly hat

Watch out for when a hero comes along as he’ll yell “CHANGE PLACES” and everyone will run around aimlessly trying to figure out what Katter is doing. He also has a tendency to call meetings and gazump his own friendly goons; you might use this to your advantage.

He has a hatred for anything green and can’t stand the taste of “Barnaby Juice”. His weaknesses are shooting, fishing and hunting...and silly hats. If you offer him a billy to boil you might sneak past him.

[rainyeday]

Ricardo Slane is the CEO of Slane Pharmaceuticals, one of the biggest medicine production companies in the United Kingdom. He has been canonised by the media for providing exceedingly cheap medicine, but nobody has yet realised that these medicines contain compounds that make them not only addictive, but necessary to live when enough of them have been consumed. MI6 is beginning to suspect his intent, but haven't realised that almost all of Ricardo's staff are violent Portuguese criminals who are more than willing to dispatch British Secret Service agents to protect their boss, a drug kingpin for the 21st century.

[FromWashington]

Name: Gordon 'F@#k Me' Ramsay

Alias: F@#k S^&t A$$ H*#e C!@t

Likes: Food

Dislikes: Fat useless chefs.

Superpower: Potty Mouth

Weakness: Potty Mouth

Nemesis: 'Miss Piggy', but I think he is referring to Tracy Grimshaw.

Objective: To cus' one do-gooder out at a time.

[Heon22]

MI6 Priority Briefing

12/11/2010

An individual has come to our attention of late.
Codenamed 'Leader' this person is believed to be behind the kidnappings dozens of valuable scientists and the electronic theft of over 4 billion in US currency. Chatter intercepted on mercenary coms say the name in whispers only. All our analysts have gathered is that soon 'event' will occur. We don't know what 'event' is.
In under a year this person has amassed enough power and money to rival a small country.
He has no known identity, we only know he controls the brightest and potentially the most dangerous minds of our generation, as well as an unknown amount of military power and the chequebook to wield it.

Priority target.

[UCRON88]

Dr Gluten,
A deadly food based evil genius; Lifelong nutritionist Dr Gluten spent his childhood experimenting with ways to improve the human condition through food experimentation. At the age of twenty however Dr Gluten was diagnosed as a Ceoliac, the cruel and agonising pain of the diet that followed drove Dr Gluten to inflict his pain on others. Dr Gluten's weapon of choice is processed food, slowly causing worldwide discomfort, diarrhoea and death. Dr Glutens is slimming the nation with the long term goal of world domination through the control of uncontaminated fresh produce and meat.

[V23]

Have the winners been announced for this one yet?

[TheScientist]

couple of days according to the forum rules.

[RiginalSin]

So who won?

[Bennett Ring]

Thanks to all who entered this competition. We've trawled through all the entries, and can happily announce the winners!

Firstly, the Runner Up entries, each of which score a copy of the game on Xbox 360.


That_Stevens_Guy
viewtopic.php?p=2369804#p2369804

spektra
viewtopic.php?p=2370110#p2370110

RiginalSin
viewtopic.php?p=2369778#p2369778

Giraffe
viewtopic.php?p=2369851#p2369851

MrEntropy
viewtopic.php?p=2369670#p2369670


Finally, the winner of the main prize, who scores an Xbox 360 along with the game:
hilltop2bit
viewtopic.php?p=2369678#p2369678


Please check your PMs for details, and thanks again for entering!

[RiginalSin]

Wow! Thanks GON.

Time to get my Bond on

And maybe Joss's clothes off...

Well Done to Hilltop. Enjoy my 360...

[a3gis]

grats to the **** -err - winners ;P

[TheScientist]

well done lads/ies a little sad i didn't get one of these, but my entry was pretty shite tbh

suppose now i'll have to go buy an xbox instead. le sigh

edit: that sounded a bit negative. seriously; well done the winners if anyone feels like posting their thoughts on the game it would be good

[spektra]

Hey, got my copy of BloodStone today! Thanks Team Games.On.Net!