Lost Planet 2 - fifteen demo tokens to be won

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Does the idea of teaming up with three pals to slay beasts the size of an aircraft carrier sound like a nice way to spend a lazy Sunday arvo? If so, you're probably keen on the upcoming Lost Planet 2, with its focus on uber-boss battles and four-player co-op. We've got fifteen demo tokens up for grabs, allowing you to play it from this Thursday - mere mortals have to wait another three weeks before they can get their co-op on.

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[Jamesaint]

I I I I........
I'D hate to fight the......
STAYPUFF MARSHMELLOW MAN!
If he was that tough for the ghost busters.....
Imagine how hard he'd be on an other planet in the future.

[peber]

I'd hate to fight Chuck Norris.
There's only one thing worse than a regular Chuck Norris flying kick to the head, and that's a 50ft Chuck Norris flying kick to the head.

[mikeh01]

The Senator Conroy Of Internet Doom!

This fowl beast stands tall with all the power of elected smugness and won't listen to popular views. Backed by the power of Christian politics he is almost impossable to defeat and just when you are about to win - disconected from server error - he blocks your IP. Game Over.

[tranis]

A 40 meter Michael Atkinson....
Make one move and he will Bust out the legal papers, But Don't fear hes retired like any good angry game army general its your fault and you know it!

[acidballs]

I'd hate to fight waves of security guards trying to throw me out of my office and then cap it off with a giant tenticle beast fight, at least 70 ft mofo, and at least a billion tentacles, called Active Vision... or something like that...no chance what so ever

[Ishraqiyun]

“Sweet Beef Monster”

This monster is created when a cow gives birth to a calf in a vat of syrup, where it lives its entire life consuming nothing but chocolate and fizzy drinks and the only weapon you have available to kill this monster is a knife made of toffee

[Cain]

The Australian "Cleanfeed" filter

This program would continually stop me and my mates joining together to defeat it. The only way would could overcome it is by *gasp* Seeing each other IRL!!!!

[Tastynapalm]

The Bubble-Bath Monster.

It quickly envelopes it's enemies, blinding them with stinging Bubbles to the eyes, forcing them to fall off roof tops. Leaves a slippery residue behind for those foolish to follow. It can attach itself to any surface, lurking in a nearby bath, basin or if desperate a toilet to replenish it's watery life-force.

[gyoken]

Lazy Game programmer with broken code that either teleports hordes to you or scatter your AI buddies ....

I'd rather face a baby slime covered teddy

[RogerTheIncredible]

Which platform are the tokens for?


Giant Iron Man Tony Abbott - This monstrosity towers over mortal men in his Speedos. His only attack.. the banana bash. Is it better to survive or die to this horrendous appendage? You judge.

[mikeh01]

Which platform are the tokens for?


Giant Iron Man Tony Abbott - This monstrosity towers over mortal men in his Speedos. His only attack.. the banana bash. Is it better to survive or die to this horrendous apendage? You judge.

FFS - thanks for the mental images Go to a safe place, go to a safe place.........

[Snootle]

I would hate having to fight Kesha. And everytime you attack her she starts to scream really loudly hitting such a high pitch, that your ears explode.

Oh and in between each successful hit, she's just singing which causes your ears to hemorrage.

[RogerTheIncredible]

Which platform are the tokens for?


Giant Iron Man Tony Abbott - This monstrosity towers over mortal men in his Speedos. His only attack.. the banana bash. Is it better to survive or die to this horrendous apendage? You judge.

FFS - thanks for the mental images Go to a safe place, go to a safe place.........

Glad you liked it lol

[Bennett Ring]

Which platform are the tokens for?

Sorry, forgot to include that in the original post! Xbox 360.