No more other video games to be made ever from now on.
By Tim Colwill on September 4, 2013 at 3:05 pm
The unstoppable juggernaut that is Minecraft sold its 12 millionth copy on PC on Monday night, cementing its place as the Official Game of Humanity and causing other game developers to ragequit in protest.
Bob Video-Games, CEO of The Video Games Company which makes all the video games in the world that aren’t Minecraft, said in a statement that “enough was enough” and he was leaving to “pursue a fulfilling career as a gardener”.
“The fresh air will do me good,” he said, one eye twitching in barely-concealed frustration and rage. “I’m looking forward to planting some lovely flowers, or whatever. Anything, really.”
“Honestly, twelve million copies? Twelve million? I give up.”
Meanwhile, sources close to Notch suggest that he is considering using the money from Minecraft sales to purchase a large tract of land in the Atlantic Ocean and build his own private underwater utopia.
The millionaire’s statement, delivered to us by a golden-haired mermaid, read simply “Yay”.