Comments on: Competition Time: We’ve got two Corsair Neutron SSDs to give away!

By: Tim Colwill

Tim Colwill — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 04:15:45 +0000

I’m afraid this contest is well and truly closed!

Just waiting on one of the winners to get back to me and I’ll announce the results.

By: hsar

hsar — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 01:27:07 +0000

My computer is so slow, I can write assembly code as if it were an interpreted language.

By: buzer

buzer — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 05:42:08 +0000

My computer is so slow it thought Snakes on a Plane was a documentry…

By: theman902

theman902 — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 16:44:31 +0000

My computer is so slow that I took out the hard drive and replaced it with a floppy drive for slightly increased performance and much needed room!

By: sierra27

sierra27 — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 12:51:22 +0000

My computer is so slow that microsoft minutes are actually accurate for once- It really WILL take 9 days, 22 hours and 38 minutes to transfer those files.

By: fireslide

fireslide — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 07:14:43 +0000

My computer is so slow it will probably take 5 days to post this message, I still don’t even know if it will make it in before the deadline.

By: slashor

slashor — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 05:15:45 +0000

My computer is so slow that I can only put one punch card through it per minute.

By: daemonlordx

daemonlordx — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 02:54:59 +0000

My computer is so slow that I still have to wait ages to load steam if it doesn’t crash in the meantime whilst I walk away and do something else, so does Windows. I need a faster machine but have no money! :-(

By: gorstrom

gorstrom — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:27:07 +0000

ut 6 days for a single comment to finish loading.

By: gentmithy

gentmithy — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:24:52 +0000

My computer is so slow that I decided to build a time machine. I achieved this a few months ago, I returned from the future with the latest super computer inserted in my iris. However, I have found that my current software will not support this technology until 2652! Help!!

By: r3load3d

r3load3d — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:55:59 +0000

My computer is so slow that compiling code takes longer than writing it.

By: gubna

gubna — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 10:38:25 +0000

My computer is so slow that when I play rage, The textures stream in off the hard drive 5 seconds after I look at them. and every time i turn around it dips to about 5 fps while it re-loads the same textures.

By: xebozone

xebozone — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 10:36:28 +0000

My computer is so slow, that yo’ momma can finally catch up to it!

By: wutchery

wutchery — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 04:52:29 +0000

My computer is so slow that I had to strap a time machine around my PC to speed it up to the point of useable. A brand new 240GB Corsair Neutron SSD would greatly reduce my electricity bills.

By: merexis

merexis — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:54:56 +0000

My computer is so slow that my 9 year old guinea pig* can spin up his wheel faster than my HDD can.

*Average lifespan of a guinea pig is 4-8 years.

By: rageaholic

rageaholic — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:33:12 +0000

My computer is so slow a turtle could beat my computer in a race of my computer booting up versus the Turtle walking 1km.

By: remylebeau

remylebeau — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:43:30 +0000

My computer is so slow that I had to overclock it to emulate a x286.

By: jungleisgreen

jungleisgreen — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:13:25 +0000

My computer is so slow that i use the boot time as a countdown for Half Life 3…so you know….it…doesn’t actually…you get the point.

By: omee

omee — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 21:32:51 +0000

My computer is so slow my wife boots it when she gets home, then after dinner starts hers so we can play Borderlands together. Since getting her new computer she pays me out about how slow mine is at every opportunity! :(

By: werty316

werty316 — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 20:36:34 +0000

My computer is so slow that… ummm… sorry, it’s still loading…

By: drjitz

drjitz — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 14:23:09 +0000

My computer is so slow that I’m still waiting for Maths Rescue to load twenty years after it would have been any help. Thankfully I played Word Rescue at a friend’s house so I could learn to write this comment.

By: nosferatudark3r

nosferatudark3r — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:06:04 +0000

My computer is so slow that I would compare it, not so much to the swift vessels of corsair privateers, but to a cog; a lumbering hunk of wood. “Cog” is quite apt actually, considering it sounds and feels like my harddrive is operated and spun by such clunky technology.

By: eggbert

eggbert — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:17:24 +0000

It hasn’t even loaded the rules of the competition explaining the format, that’s how slow my computer is.

By: chaosrand

chaosrand — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:10:55 +0000

My computer is so slow that you can read the entirety of Wikipedia before it finishes booting up.

By: inaugral

inaugral — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 06:01:45 +0000

My computer loads so slowly I can make and drink several coffees per game loading screen. The total war shoguns are particularly antsy about my delayed load times…..