Apple today shocked the tech world by unveiling yet more Apple products at an Apple event in San Francisco. During the presentation, Apple’s CEO Tim Cook noted that these new Apple products were like the existing Apple products, only smaller, faster, and with slightly different names and numbers.
“We’re very proud to announce the new range of Apple products,” said Cook as he demonstrated one of them on stage. “It’s great because they’re like the ones you already know and love, but they’ve got more things in them. Also they’re lighter now, and smaller. Or maybe faster. The numbers are different, which is important.”
Apple’s SVP of worldwide marketing Phil Schiller was quick to agree. “This one that I’m holding is a smaller version of the one that millions of you already have,” he said, holding up a device that looked like an Apple product. “It’s got some different things and it is smaller. Plus, it has that new thing we do in it. And the other thing.”
Prices released show that Australians are already set to pay more for the new range of Apple products when they launch here on November 2.