i’m sure the marketing words could be tailored to each products as necessary.

Thank you

Whoops, just realised that was 151 words, posting a version with one word less just in case you guys are sticklers >.>.

Want to experience outer space but can’t because you’re too lazy, fat and ignorant? Well due to the retirement of the US Space Program you wouldn’t have been an astronaut even if you’d gotten off the couch, googled what a ‘book’ was, and then lost enough weight to fit into a space suit. Nonetheless, we at Razer are proud to announce that we’ve recently acquired cutting edge 1970s space-age technology; from when NASA used to land people on the moon! Remember when they did that? Neither do we!

Presenting the Razer Gyrocobra!

The Gyrocobra uses an elasticated design to ensure that it can accommodate gamers of any girth. The user just straps himself into the Gyrocobra and squeals in pleasure as every bank, turn, explosion, gunshot, and permaban is simulated up to 13Gs. That’s a lotta Gs!

WARNING: Side effects include, nausea, vomiting, and epiphanies concerning wasting your life.

Presenting the Razer Gyrocobra!

The Gyrocobra uses an elasticated design to ensure that it can accommodate gamers of any girth. The user just straps himself into the Gyrocobra and squeals in pleasure as every bank, turn, explosion, gunshot, and permaban is simulated up to 13Gs. That’s a lotta Gs!

WARNING: Side effects include, nausea, vomiting, and epiphanies concerning wasting your life.

Sax (Viking short sword) – single handed weapon of choice, precise and extremely strong.

Spatha (Roman) – heavy infantry weapon, reliable and devastating.

Flammenschwert(German) – two handed flame sword, wave bladed unique in attack, mainly wielded two handed (keyboard).

Dao (Chinese) – sword effective slash, curved blade.

Pinute (Philipines) – versatile , get the job done.

‘Get the idea’.

Freedom from the WASD keys, no more continual touch on these keys – a motion control surface where the hand movement is discerned.

Controller is designed for first person shooters but can be easily used in other games aswell. Its a real shame for the Onza to be so breakable they really need a new design for a xbox 360 controller.

*Before you start reading, the product stated bellow may only be used and produced after I, George Djarov, give you the permission.*

Now, I know this may be a bit out of the box and that you’ve never produced anything like that but my idea is that you could make a special luxurious gaming chair with many interesting features.

Features:
- Very comfortable and soft
- Cup holder on the left arm rest
- A folding table IN the right arm rest
- 5.1 – 7.1 Dolby surround sound audio system
- Built-in back massage machine
- Comfortable chair rest

There may be other versions of this chair, some better, with more features, some with less. I think that you could use it well, cause every gamer needs a good chair.

*Please consult with me before even considering to produce this idea, permissions have not been given.*

Features: Super durable low-mid profile keys for when you need to smash your fists down after getting owned by the opposing team’s featured noob, colour changing LEDs allowing you to customise the backlit keys or you can optionally use the mood option where the keyboard detects your heartbeat and temperature through your fingertips and changers the colour and brightness accordingly, a mini attachable silent liquid nitrogen powered USB fan for your sweaty war-mongering blood stained fingers, inbuilt wireless charging for the upcoming Razor Rage Wireless Mouse, a tilted 3” LCD screen showing common stats about the game including scores, APM, time elapsed, and to top it all off, a cup holder which also chills/heats your drink..just for a little insanity!

I think this is going to catch on..get to it Razor! ;)

An Omni-Network Device, That Combines And Handles All Of Your Wireless Frequencys – Regardless Of The Manufacturer, It Can Use The Default Drivers Of Whatever You Have, Because Not Everyone Wants Nor Has A Whole Set Of Peripherals Dedicated To One Company, Then To Sync With The Launch, Release A Decent Wireless Mouse(Long Overdue) And Start A Whole Wireless Range To Deal With The Increasing Market For Gamers Using Their Tv’s(Home Theatre) And Computers Both At Once, Thus Streamlining The Process And Saving Those Precious USB Slots And Reducing Cable Limiting.

Aimed At People Who Use A TV Or Projector Or Their Computer As Their Entertainment System… Similar To, (More In The Same Vein As) Apple Air, Without The Pricetag,

TLDR:
Having One (USB Or PCI Card And) Driver Control All Wireless Devices Regardless Of Make/Model/Etc.

Worlds first keyboard for healers. Full size keyboard featuring 2” display screen, customable backlit key colour and 12 programmable hot keys. By default, keyboard will glow a healthy bright green as you and your group go into battle. When the fun starts and the battle gets tough, your keys will fade into a bright red as team members begin to fall around you. Not a healer type? Don’t worry keyboard is fully functional for the more solo player type or maybe magic is your game? Customise your fade, to represent your mana pool.

The actual product should be a new style of headphones, equipped with all the Razer standards of course, that has a scaly, yet spiky, appearance and general shape to it.

Along with nice appearance, these new headphones should have it’s own personal wireless network in which to connect with other Xiphias headphones users. This would greatly simplify the gaming necessity of voice chat and, at the same time, remove the hassle of 3rd party software.

For example, the extending microphone could end in a nice, swordfish-like spike whilst the exterior plating of the headset resembled scales.

Please consider this radical idea.

A mouse and mechanical keyboard combo featuring magnetic connection points, allowing the Numpad, Arrow Keys and Insert to Page Down section as well as the main keyboard body to be rearranged at will. Interchangeable rubber key sets for the most important keys in gaming, `1-6, QWERASDF give you optimum comfort and control.

As well as a total of 20 programmable keys, the mouse features a magnetic connection point to the power cord and desk anchor allowing easy switching between wireless and charge-while-in-use modes.

Featuring brushed aluminium, non-sweat matte plastics and rubberized surfaces the Razer Fang series is a new standard in build quality for gaming peripherals.

A modern gaming mouse with changeable DPI settings and 8 programmable buttons on the side and 3 modes to change function of the buttons. Has a precision button to slow down mouse sensitivity for accurate aiming. Adjustable palm rests and pinkie rests. The weight can be adjustable for people who like heavier or lighter mouses. It also has a DPI indicator to tell you how much DPI are you using right now. This mouse comes with 3 types of palm rests which you can change to which you like and 3 types of pinkie rests. this mouse has a rapid fire system so that the buttons can be easily pressed.

The Fluxx, an ultra-modern styled mouse merged from glass, brushed aluminium, neon and fibre optics. Featuring a glass shell with brushed aluminium buttons and controls, combined with neon trimmed dials all wrapped around the primary light sensor which is the core of this futuristic mouse. Plus all this is topped off with air blowing pinpoint holes creating a micro aircushion for ultra-smooth hovercraft-like movement across your desk surface!

Aside from the sleek design of the glass shell, the blue light emanating through the casing of the Fluxx makes this mouse stand out from the rest right from the start. All internal mechanical parts are trimmed in neon, lighting up as they are used. And the lighting effects don’t stop there – activate a control and rapid pulses of light trace along fibre-optic connections running from the controller into the heart of the mouse, making it feel alive!

Focus on your enemy of choice with an adjustable laser pointer which is attached to the right side of your headset, hit the scout button on your keyboard and the RSS will tally that players deaths/kills/score into a POWER LEVEL which displays on your extra keyboard side panel along with a series of audio beeps to indicate a completed scan. Know when a player is far beyond your capabilities, or just another easy prey.

Players with higher rated power levels than yourself will cue a disbelieving and astounded voice warning to activate though from keyboard, while players far beyond your rated power level will simply cause an explosive animation on the LCD and a loud bang from the right headphone.

Choose your targets wisely,
Choose Razer accessories.

An outwardly minimalistic ambidexterous mouse, with touch sensitive areas on the left and right which are able to be programmed for gestures. Subtle lighting underneath the left and right mouse buttons to provide a sense of something more under the surface, and will subtly illuminate the area around the mouse.

I’d like to see a segmented keyboard that has perhaps 5 parts that can be removed and rearranged. A keyboard that has a number pad that can be removed from the main keyboard and run on the same wireless as Razors mice, allowing it to connect to them without the receiver in your PC. Coupled with similar software to the Nostromo that Razor already own to allow full customisation an macro editing of all the keys on the numberpad allowing it to act as a gamepad. Placing a USB hub and audio jacks on an insertable/relocatable cartridge style arrangement, allowing you to put it on the back or RH/LH side. With aggressive styling, red backlighting and mechanical keys for full feedback, this is not your neighbours keyboard, this is a keyboard from HELL!

This is the worlds first fully modular mouse.

Matched with standard Razer DPI speed settings, 5 way scroll wheel, and 6 programmable keys on the size. But the true magic is in the design. Whether you’re a righty or a lefty, you can unscrew and move where you want your buttons. Fancy your mouse wheel under your right thumb? You can have it. Want your mouse to be linger and thinner? just adjust it to your preferences.

Don’t want the 6 buttons on the side? take them off.

The possibilities are limitless.

Deadly predator, cutting through the MMO social crowds, playing it your way and not being part of the herd.
Heightened instincts, lightning reflexes and pin point precision.
Get imba and let the hunt begin ;)

Follows Razer’s deadly animal naming conventions.

accompanying the mouse with the idea of a greater competitive edge with its dark purple to violet colours ,keeping the signature piano black

Much like its predecessors , razer has supplied gear to gamers for a long time , giving gamers that competitive edge ,

Razer colossus (keyboard)

As we all know that gamer keyboards go under heavy use (especially starcraft 2) , the razer colossus will live up to its name and showcase a durability that will no doubtingly impress many competitive gamers with the physical feedback of the keys after a long day use of micro’ing thousands of troops or maybe an intensive raid that requires the rapid response to micro + macro keys.

The keyboard should be in grey (including the keys) but with the options to change the back lighting to a range of colours that will fit with grey).

thank you for reading my written piece.

Much like the real playtpus it will be rarely seen but make a great talking point at parties.

Featuring: Multicolored back lighting
Different cases could handle micro gaming pcs, to monster rigs
Awesome airflow
number of drive bays
For the smaller case a built in screen, perfect for lan parties
Possibly a place to dock your razer mice/keyboard for charging/taking to LANs
and more suitable case features, such as fan controllers perhaps built in speakers for those lans.

Razer was previously not known for its strong build quality for raging gamers, But with the RS series you can hammer at your peripherals without the worry of damage!

Armed with a stainless steel coating and a worlds first secret rage proof system for minimized key and mouse clicker damage while maintaining tactile responsiveness expected of all Razer products.

The fine stainless steel coating means no more gunk build up or plastic markings overtime, Making this product super easy to clean and will always look Brand spanking new!

Features
Keyboard: Brand new ‘Rage Quit’ macro button, Automatically binds itself to close your favorite games instantly, Optional setting that ends the currently active fullscreen or windowed mode .exe process.
Mouse: Same ‘Rage Quit’ macro key located above the scroll wheel.

The ‘Raging Keybash V1′ keyboard and ‘Raging Accuracy V1′ mouse available soon!