The Great Razer Giveaway! Win a Razer Anansi Keyboard and Naga 2012 Mouse
By Tim Colwill on July 27, 2012 at 11:40 am
Thanks to Razer, we’ve managed to score five Razer Anansi keyboards and five 2012 edition Razer Naga mice to give away to our handsome games.on.net audience members.
Five lucky readers will walk away with an Anansi keyboard and Naga mouse prize pack, all set to both kick ass and take names in their game of choice.
How do I enter?
It’s easy! Along with the prizes, Razer quietly confided in us that they were about to run out of poisonous snakes, spiders and other animals to name their products after, and asked if we could help out with some brainstorming.
So all you need to do to win is, in 150 words or less, leave a comment on this article that names and describes the next gaming product that Razer should release. Words only please, no pictures allowed – but feel free to be as descriptive and imaginative as possible! We’re pretty certain Razer aren’t going to rush any of your ideas into production tomorrow, so feel free to be unrealistic or suggest technology that may not (but perhaps should!) exist yet.
The five best entries, as chosen by our judges, will each walk away with a prize pack containing an Anansi keyboard and Naga mouse.
How long do I have?
The competition closes at 11:59PM (Adelaide time) on Sunday August 5. Winners will be chosen and announced the next day.
What’s this Razer stuff all about?
For more info on the Anansi and the Naga as well as the rest of the Razer range, why not check out our massive review of their hardware?
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Sounds awesome! Sadly, just bought myself a black widow ultimate =-( but good luck to everyone!
On a side note, is anyone else having troubles viewing the main page on chrome?
iambeanie,
In forefox, pages and pages of white space.
Ontopic.
Razer Lazer
Pew pew!
How about a customisable head-mounted (glasses/helmet) HUD system. Think prototype F35 fighter-pilot stuff, or google-glass but turned up to 11.
Games would be reduced to rendering ONLY the environment, no health bars or ammo counters. Everything else would have to come from the HUD (Hardcore mode could just leave you in the dark with minimal details. Imagine how much better surround (multi-screen) gaming would be where the HUD elements change depending on where you look. Nevermind how awesome stuff like MechWarrior would be. Add head tracking to this and my god, I’d never leave my chair. Games like Deus Ex would suddenly feel like YOU have all the cool tech, not staring at a screen, remote-controlling a guy who can do these cool things.
The possibilities would be endless. Hell, even spreadsheets could be made awesome with it.
iambeanie,
matty,
Disable the adblocker. :P
I think Razer should give Wacom some real competition in the pen tablet market by introducing a cheaper, just as capable product. This could give them a share of the digital media development market and introduce their product line to a completely different market. In any case, the name for their next product could be the Medusa.
Introducing the dual wielding hand-mouse, the Razer Gemini! Why use only one pathetic mouse when you can have two for both hands!? Imagine the possibilities of having TWO cursors on-screen for all your gaming NEEDS! Now you can TRULY DOUBLE CLICK! Aaaaand since it’s a HAND-MOUSE, all five fingers will have a button right on your fingertips! But it doesn’t stop there! We’ve introduced the revolutionary PALM BUTTON! For when you really need to face-palm (not recommended literally)! Amaze your cat/dog as you wave your hands on the table as if you’re cleaning! Your cat/dog be flabbergasted that you can combine the Art of Cleaning while fragging on COD4! Get one, no TWO, today!
Coming soon from Razer: the Razer suit! Don this sucker and every move you make gets instantly transferred to your in game avatar. See what the bottom of his shoe looks like, even when the computer is switched off! (Bam! There it is!) Full force feedback to experience every blow your character experiences. Fashionable enough to wear in public without too much ridicule. Don’t delay, preorder yours today! The Razer suit – dress sharp!
The Xenopeltis Bonaparte named for the highly iridescent Sunbeam Snake (Xenopeltidae (Bonaparte), Xenopeltis, Unicolor) is the ultimate RTS mouse. At home both in purging Xeno scum and commanding the armies of France.
This mouse is designed to maximize your RTS experience with unit selection keys by your thumb for selecting Infantry, Cavalry, Siege Cannons or simply builders to make a bigger gun. Combine this with two right mouse buttons (one for move, one for attack), better than surgical precision, adjustable scroll rates all in a single package combined with iridescent lights that make you feel like your staring at a real Sunbeam Snake.
Turn on the lights, impress your foes just before you surround them and constrict them to death.
A 5″ Multi-Touch Display. It will provide a window for both information and control.
For example it could display the view from a targeting computer of the A-10C you are piloting, or an overhead view of the batte that you can draw on to help command your units.
It could also be used as a hardware monitor to view current temperatures, network traffic etc, or as a photo frame.
I’d call it the Razer Varanus (Monitor Lizard, har har har)
Imagine being able to game anywhere at any time. No consoles, monitors or clunky peripherals.
This is where Razer’s latest development comes in, the Razer-band. A pair of retractable wrist bands that when retracted are no bigger than a modern USB stick.
Utilising interactive holographic technology, your environment is displayed in front of you; completely open to your touch. Built-in voice integration allows you to communicate with in-game characters and issue verbal commands. High quality audio and wireless technology transmits the audio directly to the audio-balls which sits comfortably in your ears.
Micro-cell fusion batteries allow for a lifetime of use without the need of recharging.
All game data is stored directly onto the bands, or can easily be uploaded on the fly to the Razer-cloud for easy access from any Razer-band device.
Never has gaming been so convenient or comfortable.
Be the game. Be the future. Be Razer.
Teaming up with Dr Who, Razer should definitely make a Mouse/TARDIS-esque gaming product, where, with the click of mouse 4 you can Teleport back in time to a Frag on you that would have left you normally rage quitting; but would now let you correct your aim and claim that kill for yourself. Think of lag as dead. *salivates*
Introducing the Razer Transformer! Transformer by name and Transformer by nature this peripheral set literally transforms as the worlds first all in one peripheral set! This ordinary looking keyboard and mouse set can be changed and altered, some may say TRANSFORMED to meet any number of your gaming needs.
Following included instructions you can transform your keyboard into TWO controllers fully compatible with your PC or console of choice! The mouse? A handy joystick!
Want to take your flight skills one step further? Combine the mouse and keyboard for a true flight sim experience with a high quality flight yoke and rudder pedals!!!
What about a top of the range racing wheel set with belt driven force feedback, pedals, shifter and clutch I hear you say? Pfft, too easy. Anything and everything is possible with our revolutionary and patented design! PC gaming is not dead, prepare for the Transformation!
The new Razer B.L.A.D.E.Z.. Now you can game in comfort like never before, an all in one foot comfort and mobility system with inbuilt LED lights that sync with your other razer gear.. but thats not all, the B.L.A.D.E.Z are so comfortable to wear that your KDR will improve by 35%! next time your on the move the inbuilt B.L.A.D.E.Z pop out wheels allow you to get to that next important LAN or work meeting in style and speed! batteries not included, RRP $49.95
Ever annoyed when you’re playing video games, but maybe you’re supposed to be doing somethign else? Whether you’re a student with pushy parents or an employee with a boss that just won’t leave you alone, you’re definitely gonna want to check out Razer’s groundbreaking new product, the Razer Chameleon.
This amazing new invention consists of two parts, a monitor, and an eyepiece the size of a contact lens. The monitor sends data to the eyepiece so that only you, the user wearing the eyepiece, will be able to see the game. Anyone else who is nosing around will see a screen pre-set by the user, perhaps the homework you’re supposed to be doing, or that report your boss has been hassling you about all week.
The highly advanced and incredibly useful new Razer Chameleon is in stores now!
I would love to see a Razer product named “The Mantis”. Idea being they have really quick reflexes and Razer products boast fast reaction times.
I don’t really have a need for a new product, but I’d love to encourage Razer to add Linux support for their products so I don’t have to boot back into windows to change some on-board settings for my mouse and keyboard. This becomes all the more important if Valve successfully manage to bring some big titles to Linux over the next year and other developers begin to follow suit.
The Razor Razor
have fun shaving your sims with a real razor! designed by Razor, for razor enthusiasts.
(for pc and other consoles)
Razer Irukandji – An intuitive, highly-customisable, pressure-sensitive jelly touchpad to replace the mouse!
I think a purpose built gaming seat, or “The Throne” would be a great addition to the range. The Throne would have inbuilt speakers for surround sound, and vibration mode for gaming, as well as configurable buttons which could be used for applications such as ejection seat operation in games that involve flight. A fold away set of pedals will tuck neatly under the seat, and a steering wheel/joystick attachments would be made available. This is the seat for serious gamers, and offers serious comfort, and features to match. Rule your gaming experience from The Throne!
feelthy,
Still trying to figure out whether by ‘The Throne’ you also mean a toilet. XD Though someone’s actually already made a seat with surround sound speakers inbuilt and rumble I think. Game were selling them at the Castle Hill store before they went bust.
Behold, the holy grail of gaming peripherals, introducing the Razer Infinite. Using breakthroughs in neuroscience and quantum mechanics the Razer Infinite wirelessly intercepts the electrical signals travelling between the sensory organs and nevus system throughout the body and the brain; thus allowing the seamless immersion of all five senses into virtual reality in a perfectly safe manner. Enter the matrix, play God. The future is now, the possibilities Razer Infinite.
Technical specifications
Power Usage: 1.2 MW
Approximate Weight: 1600 kg / 3500lbs
RRP $90,000.00
It’s part keyboard. Part mouse. Part audio device.
Welcome to the Razor Platypus.
We’ve taken the best of all our devices and slammed them together into a cornucopia of delights. Always wanted to feel the bass of the gun shudder through your hand as you slam rounds and rounds into that opponent? Now you can.
How about inputting your WASD as you move your mouse leaving a hand free for that bag of cheetos that you crave so much?
Now you can.
Cradle the platypus in your hand, cradle the power. But beware it’s poisonous barb, because once it strikes, you’ll never go back.
exe3,
Yeah, but not with fold away pedals and the likes.
The razer Funnel web
Sick of being that guy at the LAN party at the bottom of the leaderboards? Sick of copping an ear bashing about being a n00b? NO MORE! Introducing the Razer TASER!! Wipe those tears friend and fret no more, with this bad boy the leaderboards will crumble beneath you and your foes spasm and mess themselves in awe of your command of 50,000 volts of awesome.
Victory at any cost… Raser TASER
*Batteries not included
The Razer Zaffre. Stylish and functional, this state of the art visor incorporates a varied array of in-built precision pointers and advanced technology to make your hectic gaming smoother. By combining a 3 gigahertz processor and sophisticated probability schematics, the Razer Zaffre aims to assist in decision-making during gameplay by downloading data from locations that you choose, and overlaying it with your monitor screen in a user-friendly and customisable layout.
Amaze your friends and foes alike with this new Razer product. Be the envy of skilled players around the globe!
Available in aqua and a slightly darker tinged blue.
Razer Duchess: The ultimate action mouse with epic danger scope for pin point preciseness. Every time you press the ultra-configurable buttons, the tiny speaker screams with each successive button press at increasing levels: “. . !” and when you press right click, it whispers “Danger Zone”.
Comes in two colours: Black and.. slightly darker black. If preordered, comes with limited edition Scotch glass.
My idea is subtle without demanding new technology. Rather I have a product range of mounse/keyboard combinations to offer as a package. Each designed to match the needs of specific classes provided in various games. Here they are:
Razer: Assault
The ideal combination for a font line arms expert who wishes to unleash his true potential on the battlefield. The keyboard contains a screen to update the players of ammo and health and a USB port. The mouse has 3 adjustable sensitivity settings to master the accuracy of every weapon.
Razer: Sniper
An elite marksman requires high precision hardware to match his skill. This package provides a mouse with 4 adjustable sensitivity settings and personal weights which may be inserted to assist with aim and handling. The keyboard has 3 brightness settings with 6 addition macro keys.
Razer: Assassin
The assassin combination involves a dark coloured mouse and keyboard designed to accommodate a stealthy gamer. The keyboard has six adjustable brightness settings with the choice of three colours: Red, Green and Blue which will directly sync to the mouse settings. The keyboard will contain two USB port and 3 additional macro keys.
The Razer Ball Scratcher. As the name suggests, this device is designed for those times where you’re way too invested in a game to pause or perhaps online and just don’t feel like dying yet and you feel a need to scratch your downstairs region.
This device works by word activation, simply say “Scratch my balls” and the rest is done by the ball scratcher. No longer will a slight discomfort in your genital region cause you to lose focus on what is most important, gaming.
Razer Ouroborous
some crazy steeringwheel with at least 5 lcd screens. All crazy speedo’s and odo’s and what have you. force feedback. pedals (derp). ouroborous is a symbol of eternity and perfection. good yes?
Razor should design a keyboard with fluid cushioned keys for ultimate smoothness and it would be called fluid board :) and a gel grip mouse . Keep up the good work razor … Helping keep the gaming community geared up
Games on net I love this site :))
Razer Heffalump: The mouse for those of us with large hands who wish to “palm” our mice without dragging our forearms across the mouse pad or the alternative, curling our fingers into a wierd spider-like shape. Features include a much larger body, wider mouse wheel, 3 sensitivity settings and 4 thumb buttons.
The Razer Kombat.
Part mouse, part Australium, part Wombat, this glow in the dark mouse is the first ever Australian approved gaming mouse. With built in raid(tm) support (mosquito repellent), and spider healthbar monitors with beep detection, these are sure to keep you safe during gaming, not from your enemies, but from the enviroment.
A right handed gaming keypad, It has a laser on the bottom so it works as a mouse, includes a right and left click, as well as 12 extra keys/buttons for macros. It can hold up to 8 different settings, enough for all your games, as well as sync with the razer nostromo, for a whoping 16 different personal settings, which you can switch to on the fly. Includes changeable back lighting and an ergonomic design.
The Razer Nostromo meets the Razer Alien. A new dawn of razer products communicating and syncing with one another begins.
The Razer Mongoose series,
“In contrast to the resident, gamus elitus, mongoose users are more commonly normal and many are active during the day.” -wikipedia (mostly)
The Razer Mongoose series of gaming gear is unsurpassed, schooling snakes, spiders, insects and all other animals, while keeping you feeling at the top of your game.
The mongoose series keyboard is a flat, streamlined product with a laptop profile on top and full mechanical keys underneath allowing for the best of both worlds.
Next up is the mongoose series mouse; Forget having over 9000 buttons at your fingertips, we have gone back to basics with this mouse. All the mongoose needs is a good left, a great right, and a mean centre. Well we gave you a few more than that, but its not overly complicated, and with such a streamlined yet robust shape you will be out there foraging for headshots in no time.
“The regular Mongoose user (normalus gamus), hereafter known as mongoose”, is sometimes held as an example of a solitary mongoose, though it has been observed to work in groups. To protect the foraging troops from predators, one Meerkat serves as a sentinel that climbs to a vantage point and watches for danger. If the sentinel detects a predator it gives a loud alarm to warn the troop and indicate whether the threat comes from the air or the ground.” – Wikipedia
This brings us to the Mongoose series of headgear; These powerful stereo speakers with cussioned open ear domes, will let you hear other mongooses if you are lanning, or just over the net. Coupled with a noise-cancelling crystal clear microphone, they will let you call out to your group and let them know about predators coming from the land… or the air…
“Mongooses mostly feed on insects, crabs, earthworms, lizards, snakes, chickens, and rodents. However, they also eat the competition.” -wikipedia
(totally…)
The RazerBack.
This mouse perfectly moulds around your fingers and is shaped perfectly. The mouse is made up of 3 touchpads where your fingers go, which give a flexible control and can also act as buttons. This new technology is able to connect with your mind, and your senses to change its “mood” to adapt to your situations to best suit your needs and mouse settings; whether your forcefully playing BF3, to scrolling memes on FB.
This also comes with different light colour and intensity settings, and programable ‘touch’ buttons and a touch mousewheel that feels better than the normal mouse wheel which is set all along the middle ridge, that can also massage your hand, hence the name The RazerBack.
The Razer Razor. The Razer is now, erm, a Razor!
Been LAN’n all night? Bit unkempt? Girlfriend drops in and thinks you have been swapped out by a local hobo?
No need to try shave with a brick, now there is the all new Razer Razor. Perfect for covering up those late night gaming marathons!
No matter where you are, or how long you have been gaming, look as fresh as the time you started! No longer do gamers have to leave their thrones for lengthy hygene stops, the new Razer Razor will allow you to cut up the competition and those unsightly facial hairs!
Also for a limited time, the Razer Razor will be sold with a diaper kit and a bottle of Glen20. No need to ever leave a kill streak again!
Razor Warthog
Wild gaming is here. Introducing the newest line of Razor mice with a back to nature and earthy colouring of rustic browns, greys and black combined with a matted texture for extra grip is as tough as a wild pig’s hide. The mouse buttons are an aged ivory in colour – ergonomically designed for precise gaming and solid as bone. Left and Right buttons are shaped like the tusks of our wild friends with Middle with scroll and Button 4 and 5 giving the mouse its muscle and completing the arsenal of primal weapons this beast has to offer. This mouse is robust, resilient, and will doggedly clock up hundreds of hours of serious gaming time.
Mice squeak and are for wimps…
Get some grunt and grab a pig…
Oink Oink…
Razor – for gamers. By gamers.
deejayqf,
Don;t you hate spelling mistakes – Razer..not Razor
It’s Friday, valid excuse!!!
Razer chupacabra
A keyboard so good, so friendly to gamers, that is has a shortcut for every skill/FPS for any gamer to need. And it’s so rare to see a keyboard like this, they named it after a legendary animal that has /rarely/never/ been seen!
RazerSloth™
Utilise the latest in interface technology from the comfort of your own couch with the new RazerSloth™.
The RazerSloth™ consists of an ultra-light, ultra-stable platform that incorporates the latest gaming interface technology right on your lap!
Shaped in a shallow arc, the left side compromises of a high quality gaming keyboard, angled at 20º – the perfect angle for ergonomic comfort.
The right side is a frictionless mouse pad, created for speed and precision; this is coupled with an inductive charger below the surface for keeping your RazerMagneto™ mouse charged through Razer’s new patented inductive charging method. No more chords no more hassles!
In the middle is a 7 inch touch screen, displaying what is on screen in your lap, giving your fingertips control like never before!
The RazerSloth™ is also compatible with Consoles, allowing you to have the precision your enemies can only dream of!
Duh duh duh da! It’s the Razer Marmot.
This new gaming mouse due for release February 2013 moulds to your hand.
The Palm section is a gel-filled section, with customizable zones you can, well, customize to whatever keys you want with, the soon to be released, Razer Synapse 3.0.
With Synapse 3.0 you can manipulate the gel then click the “set” button to harden the gel and make this mouse rock solid into any form you like. Need to change? Just click the “freeform” button to maneuvre the shape.
The customizable zones can also be lit up.
With the solid scroll wheel, left and right mouse buttons up the front, you have an amazing new mouse.
Yours Truly, CaeserIII
The Razer Leviathan. A stylish and cutting edge mechanical keyboard that puts its power in your hands.
It features a fully mechanical keyboard with infinite key roll-over, a choice of cherry MX red or cherry MX black switches to ensure that your keys are just an extension of your body, 5 dedicated Macro Keys, customizable LED colours to suit your mood, individually backlit keys with 5 levels of brightness, and rubber coated key tips to ensure you don’t lose your grip on the competition.
The Leviathan also boasts many of Razer’s precise technologies to make sure that you get that kill every time, such as 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time, on the fly macro recording, fully programmable keys, customizable profiles and more.
To extend your reach, decimate your opponents, and leave fire in your wake, the Leviathan awaits.
I’d love to see the “Dendrobates” gaming mouse. (when talking about venomous animals, people often forget those nasty little frogs)
special features:
(righthanded version described)
1. Instead of thumb-buttons as seen on the Naga, this mouse should have a ministick on the left side (similar to those on gamepads) that can easily be controlled with your thumb.
2. A pressure sensitive button at the front right, where your pinkie usually rests. It allows you do smoothly change your dpi, depending on how much pressure you apply. (squeeze it when you need extra precision)
3. Different skins available (because those frogs come in the wildest colors and some look pretty awesome)
Razer Drop Bear
The fully interactive Holo-Projection keyboard/Mouse replacement.
The Drop Bear broadcasts a fully customizable and inter-actionable Holographic field to bring Human Interface devices to the next level.
Release yourself from the tyranny of the old Keyboard and Mouse (or trackball) combo and bring yourself to the next level.
Razer Sphere
A device that is housed in a small stand that sits on a table or desk. The stand would have buttons on either side for easy access to hot keys etc.
The sphere would be able to spin and rotate to give you full control in any RTS game, it would have buttons on the top and partly the sides as to not restrict movement when spinning the sphere.
Razer Fang
Ever felt that immersion into your favourite MMO had staled? Ever felt that you could climb so deep into a game that you could taste it? No? Well now you can now with ultra-realistic chewing and biting thanks to the revolutionary Razer Fang.
Razer is evolving to raise immersion to un-paralleled levels with simulation of 10,000 MMO food groups with the new Razer Fang. Engineered for a refreshing mouth feel while providing unparalleled chew and optimised tongue placement, interchangeable cheek grips, and powered by direct-integration of your synapse, with Razer Synapse 7.0.
Of course, the new Razer Fang still harnesses the power of the most important feature of its best-selling MMO line. A twelve button tongue grid capable of binding every cheer, taunt and gesture you may need to complete quests and seduce NPCs faster and more wittingly than ever before.
I was going to enter this competition until I read this.
This is win.
Razer mouse = real mouse that runs around your desk the more you train it the better your pc experience is. Why not turn your keyboard into a cat thats where mine always sits anyway. Youre belting out an essay your cats getting a pat your mouse is probably worried about the cat-board
RazorEyE™
An iris sensor that you ca place on the top of your monitor to sense were you are looking and has the function to act as a mouse or can be used for some cool 3-Dimensional effects in games like to lean and peak around corners in games just by moving your head or looking to the side of the screen.
i can just see the Games.on.net front page now,
“Using that annoying scroll wheel to hard, well with Razors new RazorEyE™ just quickly flick your eyes in the direction you want to scroll and Bam! instant scroll’age.”
RazerLaser™
This prosthetic gaming device replaces your hand with a frikkin’ laser!
Coupled with the RazerGazer™ light sensitive display, this unique device affords the player unparalleled control* of his or her gaming experience.
Completely removes that unnecessary hand/mouse/controller interface, shaving precious nanoseconds from your Twitch Response Time.
This handy device even lets you toast marshmallows while you toast your enemies.
Don’t be palmed off with an inferior product. Get one now. You know you need it.
*Especially effective against Khajiits.
Razer Irukandji,
The Irukandji (Carukua barnesi) inhabits Northen Australian waters. This is a deadly jellyfish, which is only 2.5 cenimetres in diameter, which makes it very hard to spot in the water.
Amazing Fact: The Irukandji jellyfish is only 2.5 centimetres in diameter, but can cause death to humans within days.
This new Razer laptop gaming mouse is sturdy, water resistant and tiny. Will cause death to humans and gnomes in milliseconds. Yet again, Razer outsmarts nature.
Razer Medusa.
These powered glasses will have a special coloured coating which will reduce screen glare, block radiation from monitors and enhance contrast and colour which overall will extinguish eye fatigue. Furthermore through wireless technology they will integrate and display a HUD on the glasses lens showing gamers important information up close and in real time (health, ammo, arrow pointing to enemy location etc). Health benefits, longer and more informative gaming – what’s not to love?
Razer KISS (Keep it simple stupid)
A mouse for those who just want to click..
Razer Blade.
Slice through the competition with the thinnest mouse ever designed.
Its natural grooves are suited to left and right handed gamers with an “on mouse display” that allows you to put different amounts of pressure on each mouse button to trigger different commands. Soft press on the left button is left click, press a little harder and double click, press right down and you get context menus.
Macros are a thing of the past and everyday tasks are made so much easier with customisable side grooves for your thumb to sit in with adjustable wrist strap so you dont send you mouse flying when you send the competition running.
Introducing the new revolution from RAZOR™
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Razor™ Black Divorcee™
The all new Black Divorcee™ is a revolutionary new gaming mouse which
comes with 50% of the functions (or Assets as we like to say at RAZOR™) of ALL our previous gaming peripherals!
The mobility of the Razor™ Orochi Blade™
The ambidexterity of the Razor™ Taipan™
and 6 of the 12 side thumb buttons of the Razor™ Naga™
All this and more when you purchase your Razor™ Black Divorcee™ TODAY!!
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Introducing the Razer Deaf Adder™! The only headset on the market that goes around your whole head! A whole 300% more headset! With the increased headset you can:
-Hear enemies footsteps 1080 degrees around you in the 1km vicinity
-See enemy footsteps!
-Have unmatched audio quality
Preorder now and receive the Razer Vision Adder™ attachment to be able to see! With further firmware updates planned it will also feature,
-Seeing the world in 3D!
-Augmented Reality
and much much more…
So what are you waiting for? Preorder now!
Razer Massage – The most advanced gaming mouse in the whole universe cum palm and wrist massager for those long hours of shooting monsters and aliens.
Razer Nappies. The best Nappies for those who don’t want to leave a online game half way through because they might miss the action.
These Razer Nappies include everything you need and will even boost your life expectancy because you can answer nature’s call without even leaving your seat.
The Razer Nappies include a buttock massager and a built in heater, enough to keep you comfy at all times.
As a added bonus the Razer Nappies come with a USB powered vibrator. The vibrator will help anybody that has poor circulation by keeping the blood flowing at all times when needed.
If you want pin-point precision you use a trackball. But despite this, no one worth their salt makes a gaming trackball despite incredible potential. That is where our friends at Razer have come to the rescue with the snapping turtle (or Chelydra, its genus).
A harmless enough reptile when undisturbed, the snapping turtle will lash out with lightning-fast speed and bite down with great force if provoked.
A precise and sensitive trackball is one with a large ball and is controlled by the index and middle fingers. The Chelydra will contain an adjustable wrist-rest with two buttons on each side of the ball. You will be able to use a scroll-wheel-like motion by twisting the wheel instead of rolling. A button each for DPI and macro profile switching sits above the wheel.
The look of this device will take inspiration from its namesake with the buttons resembling plates of armour.
:D…
Razer Reanimated.
The next step in how games are experienced; no longer are games limited by the QWERTY keyboard. It is now possible with the rise of touch-screen technology to effectively allow what was previously defined as mechanical keyboards to now also reflect the user’s keybinds from what their in-game use is. There is even dynamic updates for the keybinds; as your army expands in an RTS, the key can display what units it includes; as your ammo depletes in an FPS, your ammo counters upon your keyboard will show it. Keys that aren’t in use will display the Razer logo to remind us who granted us this gift from the gods.
No longer will you have to open the options upon beginning a game to view what each key does: you will always have your crowbar by your side.
To be released Winter 2013, RRP $219.
Razer Air
The next leap forward in technology is here!
Introducing the Razer Air, a self-contained portable gaming device like never before!
The Razer Air is a simple device. It is built of 2 x 20cm long cylindrical tubes which contain everything the device needs to function. On each tube, users will find a small touch screen. These touch screens are for the user to input commands to the device.
The beauty of the Razer Air is not in its gaming ability, but in its design. The Razer Air is compact. Very Compact. The screen for the device is a brand new prototype which we have named “Razer Paper”. Razer Paper is a flexible, bendy, rollable screen which actually curls up and rolls into the right cylinder when not in use. This prevents unintended scratches or breakage of the screen while still maintaining touch sensitivity and beautiful image colour.
I’m waiting for the cordless mouse that charges off a charge pad so there’s never a battery change, or better still for completely cordless the use of Perpetual motion to charge. As for a name African animals is always a good one lets call this 1 the ‘Power Cheetah’
Razer Dart, (themed after a blue dart frog)
A powerhouse android phone built for gaming on the go. 5 inch 720p screen, quad core processor, enhanced graphics. Runs android 4.1 jellybean with super stylish Razer styling throughout the UI and without sacrificing functionality or usability.
On the surface the Dart could be mistaken for a modern phone, supporting fast data access, wifi, bluetooth, NFC and all the common phone functionality you know from modern android devices. That is until it’s time to get your game on.
Departing from the ultra thin trend of modern phones the Razer Dart is a still respectable, but hefty by some standards, 1.3cm thick. This is help house fold out dual puck analog controls and a huge 4000mAh battery. You’re gonna need it.
Then, the bombshell:
Razer partners with Valve to bring you Steam for Dart.
Dart will be the first android phone to run Steam, which Valve will concurrently announce for capable android phones coming second half of 2013 but launching as a Dart exclusive this holiday season.
Razer Archaius (it’s a type of chameleon)
The Razer Archaius brings about a whole new type of customisation to gaming keyboards. This keyboard puts a small OLED display inside the W, A, S, D and surrounding keys and gives you the added ability to completely reprogram them with user defined macros. In addition the keyboard also features 10 dedicated macro keys each containing its own OLED display. The OLED displays can be completely customised with a small image using user created game profiles in the included software to give the keyboard a unique setup for each game. The remaining keys are backlit and can each have their colour changed individually. User profiles can be saved and shared to the Razer community to be downloaded and used other gamers. The keyboard comes in mechanical and non-mechanical varieties.
Razer Silly Iguana
or “The RSI”
We’ve all suffered from it before: Repetitive Strain Injury. Its causes are obvious. One common method of preventing Repetitive Strain Injury is to wear a glove. My design intends to utilise this concept.
The premise is simple: A glove designed to prevent RSI, but purpose built for gamers. Extra cushioning could be implemented inside the glove for added comfort and a small fan for cooling.
The most important feature is the touch screen positioned on the back of the glove. Real-time stats could be displayed about the game or application the user is running. Elements of the in-game HUD could be removed from the monitor and displayed on the glove.
The glove would come in several shades of pink and fluorescent yellow. Other optional add ons could be liquid cooling or rumble packs if you’re into that sort of thing.
A Mouse and Mouse pad Combo Magnetic Resistance,
Have a magnetised Mouse pad along with magnets in the mouse that the strength could be controlled with on board settings. Allowing for complete control over the desired resistance the mouse will have for extreme precision. Not to mention an added fan to keep those gamer hands nice and cool.
Gaming has improved a lot this years … A lot a of MMORPG is becoming more like fast action paced or free action (doesn’t have to click on the ennemy to attack, it has a cursor) like on PS3, Xbox … These games are also becoming joystick playabe.
The next gaming product should be a new keyboard separated in three part :
[A] [C]. The A and C part should be removable to become a joystick for PC, Xbox, PS3… The keys on both part should be modular and customizable so people can get a many keys they need on X games.
The battery cable should be removable and coming in two part. An extension connecting to the PC and one to the keyboard so it can be removed easily and plug into another PC or PS3 … Also, it has to be connected to part A or C so we can use the joystick. It should also come with a (low weight) litium battery and an usb nail to be wireless usable. The cable will also be used to recharge the battery like a laptop.
Razer Rage
A combo pack (Razer Rough Mouse and Razer Rad Keyboard) which are built to withstand the most violent game rage episodes. The soft skin technology would allow keyboard and mouse to be thrown against a wall and still be of working order. Razer Rad keyboard would be soft like a pillow so when gamers tire from exhaustion they pass-out on nice keyboard that will allow for a good lengthy sleep.
Razer could continue down the Rage path and introduce helmets designed to permit gamers to smash their mouse against their head but with an extra soft like a nappy to a babies bum. And a full body suit (think Cathy Freeman @ Olympics) designed to prevent fatigue.
i would love them to release something that allows you to if you were for example playing starcraft modify the locations of keys in a much like a holographic style system and then modify the way that the keyboard looks in terms of colours brightness size of keys etc to create a truely customizeable “keyboard”
Razer Honey Badger (Warning: Highly brutal)
Introducing the Razer Honey Badger, the ambidextrous gaming keyboard/mouse designed to enhance any hardcore gamers gaming ability. Get the precision to execute head shots, and the keyboard functionality of a W,S,A,D player but over the entire board.
The Razer Honey Badger has an ambidextrously keyboard design, giving a mirrored image of the traditional W,S,A,D setup, though in place of the NUMPAD. Whether right or left-handed this ensures everyone is on equal playing field in the most competitive of arenas.
The Razer Honey Badger uses top of the line technology with the all new silicone material from NASA, reportedly taken from the rocks of Saturn’s largest moon Titan. Whether casual, hardcore or professional gamer alike, the Honey Badger is what will make you ferociously destroy you competition.
Razer Lightning
The next generation in keyboard and mouse. See the all new sleek design that has a yellow glow, with the all new three mouse button system, that’s right three mouse buttons. You’ll be able to click like the speed of light and you won’t know where you have ended up, you’ll be able to hack, slash and loot your way through anything.
But Wait there is more, if you get the new Lightning keyboard with tap button technology you able to play your favorite games all night long until your fingers drop off.
“The Pink Flamingo range”
is the latest range of razer gear all in Bright pink, designed for the female gamer
who wants to stand out from the crowd and make sure the boys know they where
beaten by a girl.
Comes with predefined macros just to rub salt in there wounds when you frag them.
Razer Wolverine™
The next generation of gaming mice has finally arrived, the new Razer Wolverine™ featuring the all new Rage mode and UltraLagless Hyperesponse technology.
The Razer Wolverine™ starts off as a sleek and elegant looking device, which at the touch of a button can suddenly be transformed into a vicious and deadly gaming companion capable of devouring the most evil of foe.
This awe inspiring mouse also incorporates our new UltraLagless Hyperesponse technology, which is able to slice through and reduce almost any amount off latency, creating a hassle free gaming environment. Never again will your gaming experience be interrupted by your housemates inconsiderate torrenting!
RAZERNECT
New from the RAZER team – RAZERNECT ultimate gaming kit will give you a new gaming experience like never before!!!!!!
• A headset with a microphone for crystal clear communication with your squad mates
• 7.1 surround sound to detect the every move of your enemies
• RAZERNECT glasses with 2 tiny cameras that beam an image directly into your retina! Forget about 3D with RAZERNECT you are there!
• Motion sensing camera technology placed nearby so your every move is transformed in game
• 12 axis Wireless controller to control your game with absolute precision
• RAZERNECT SMELLARAMA – a USB ‘scent emitting’ stick that puffs out smells in conjunction with the action so you can smell the cordite on the battlefield!
MOVE, HEAR, SMELL, SEE, FEEL !
With RAZERNECT we have all your senses covered
Razer Symbiosis
As the name describes it, there will be an interaction between two entities. A mouse and a keyboard. To create the interaction, a software that analyses which games you play and stores most used and most performing settings online.
The software will detect which shortcut and keyboard commands you use the most and add it to mouse shortcut configuration option. So it will be vey easy to put the right shortcut on your mouse button.
So the concept can be just a software that adapts to each peripherals or/and a duo (mouse/keyboard) that will be optimised for this software.
With the online database, each gamer can have access to a ton of setup and then test each to know which one fit the best for him/her.
Razer me this, Razer me that, not another mouse or keyboard.
It’s: MechMyDay
While I think the new concept Razer Artemis MechWarrior Controller is awesome, I really want a dual joystick system to replace my now aging Steel Battalion controller. there’s a heck of a lot of mecha coming out this year, I could really do with a nice controller that actually works in win7/8 … make it happen Razor!
A new controller with more switches, dials, levers, crazy arming buttons, .. more guages than I can shake a stick at. I’m tired of these “kinect” games and ideas. In the world of gestures and touchscreens, there’s nothing I love more than a good old mechanical button or 50 (that light up of course).
I don’t want another press X to win cutscene, I want buttons! I want those buttons to have buttons… You get the idea.
Name: Blue Python
Description: This product would be the new version of the Nostromo. Predominantly black with dark blue back lighting. The covering rubber should be flexible, though grip firmly to the skin
In 2012 there’s only really ONE choice for your gaming peripheral purchase:
The Razer “Tequila” is a 2 piece keyboard/mouse pack that comes with every feature you never thought you needed.
One try and you’re guaranteed to love even the most horrible of games. The smooth, slick, 8 button, 6000dpi precision laser mouse is perfectly complemented by a colour adjustable back lit keyboard featuring a dimmer switch and 19 customizable macro keys that you never knew you needed.
Pre-order now to receive the GoN-Tequila edition (featuring the all new games.on.net logo in place of the Razer snake, sentimental gamers may enjoy the orange and gray “oldschool” lighting preset).
First 500 orders placed will receive a complementary top hat.
Razer Cerberus
The Razer Cerberus is a 3 in 1 monitor with the other 2 monitor slide out from the left and right side of the main monitor. This could be done by pushing the button on the main monitor or with a build in function from Razer Synapse future update or have the function build in other Razer future product.
It will have over 10 customizable profiles and macro setting for each individual user. These profile and macro will be use to store information like lighting(each monitor come equip with 2 back light), colour/brightness, monitor(s) on/off. Each user will be able to create the perfect setting whether it be gaming or watching a movie.
Have you ever owned a Naga, but was disappointed with the amount of buttons?
Razer Naga v2 2013 – Get Imba. (again-again)
Just like the Razer Naga 2012, it will have macro buttons.
How many you ask?
There are now 34 macro buttons all over the mouse! There are 30 macro buttons for you to press while gaming. The other 4 will be elsewhere. Get creative.
You can bind W-A-S-D on it- No more lugging around a dumb keyboard like the Razer Anansi. (<3)
1337 – 9001 DPI (adjustable)
34 fully-customizable macro-buttons
3 thumb rests ($12.99)
10-foot braided cable
Scroll Wheel!
If you bought the Anansi and the Naga 2012, it would be $200, but now you only have to spend $199.99 to have the all-in-one-all-expenses-paid-mouse!
And forget your left hand; find something else to do with it when fragging or looting. ;)
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Oh, and it'll light up. Seriously.
You have the latest and greatest Razer products for your hands! Now it is time for your feet to do some work.
Razer Stomping Pedals – 6 bind-able buttons for your feet. Now you can really stomp some n00bs.
And for the MOBA fan we have a wall mounted pressure sensitive scrub n00b button
Next time some scrub team mate goes AFK, does something really dumb or trolls you can bang your head against the wall instantly reporting them.
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Seriously though foot pedals/buttons would be kind of cool. Very niche but kind of cool.
Razer Stalker / Silencer
You’ve spared no effort building the ultimate gaming machine: blazing fast, icy cool and deadly silent. To complete your setup, Razer is releasing a mouse and keyboard pair for the gamer that knows surprise is his greatest weapon – the Razer Stalker and Razer Silencer.
The Razer Stalker mouse uses our patented Silencer™ technology that ensures whisper silent operation of all buttons and scrollwheels, yet still provides tangible feedback to the user on button clicks. The body is based off the popular Deathadder design, but includes two additional buttons on either side of the centre scrollwheel for added functionality.
The Razer Silencer keyboard is the natural companion to the Stalker. Utilizing the same Silencer™ technology, the Razer Silencer allows virtually silent operation even during heavy use, while sacrificing none of the legendary accuracy or tactile feedback of our Razer mechanical keyboards.
The Razor ‘Vampirus’ is the first mouse which fits you like a glove.
The user rests their hand on the base, while the adjustable outer carapace fits snugly over the hand. Each finger retains a small range of motion in order to manipulate buttons inside the ‘glove’. With an extremely high DPI and programmable functions this would already be a fantastic addition to any Gamer’s arsenal, but here comes the kicker: Razor’s ‘ambulant charge’ technology.
While the Vampirus can of course plug into your system for both charging and data transfer, the base features a removable bracelet which is in fact the unit’s battery. Wearing this battery throughout your day will allow it to charge kinetically, from your body’s own motions, and power the unit’s wireless mode. Thus allowing an entirely green and free mousing experience, charged ‘Vampirically’ from your very body.
Are you Gamer enough to feed the Vampirus?
Razor should follow through with the Razor Switchblade or bring out the Razor Pocket Knife.
A ultra-thin portable gaming device running on Razors new OS (RazOS). The Pocket Knife features a 4.2″ 10 point 3d touchscreen (1920×1080), a front and rear facing camera and many more.
With Razors vast experience in the keyboard market the pocket knife also features a slide out tactile mechanical back-lit keyboard with customisable lights and keys.
Running on the latest 3rd gen Intel i7 processor and Nvidia graphics it can handle any game you throw at it.
The Razor Pocket Knife can also be used as a secondary accessory device for your desktop gaming computer. It can be used as secondary touch screen monitor, fly mouse, touch pad or even a keyboard.
Bring on the Razor Pocket Knife
The Razer™ KillerBee
Feel every bullet your character feels, with the Razer™ KillerBee. Using patented B-Z-Z™ technology, the Razer™ KillerBee can make you feel your character’s pain, no matter where it’s inflicted.
The Razer™ KillerBee uses a specially designed StingBlade capable of 8200 Stings Per Inch accuracy, and 1000Hz UltraStinging, to ensure even a rapid firing minigun is accurately felt by every inch of your flesh.
Endorsed by ProGamers worldwide, like Miles Chen, famous Counter-Strike: GO player. “It’s really improved my game since it forces me to play well otherwise I die from blood loss!”.
Razer™ KillerBee – Get Lacerated
Razer Nest
Elevate yourself above your competitors with the Razer Nest. This Laptop docking station is fully compatible with the Razer Blade Laptop, turning it from a gaming laptop to a gaming PC for your home.
Includes:
-Two 140mm fans
— 1,100-1,500 RPM
-4 additional USB ports
- 1x HDMI 1.4 Audio and Video Output (Supports NVIDIA 3DTV)
-Charging station with automated display to show the Laptop’s charge while you play.
- anti skid/scratch bottom to protect your desk
-auto/manual alternating LED lights (green, Blue, Purple, Red, etc.)
- additional monitor output for additional screens
When I read all these comments, it was obvious that these ideas were technologically difficult or near impossible to create. Not to mention that the costs of the majority of these ideas would probably be over the Razer budget. With that in mind, I thought of a way of improving on old equipment. The most obvious touch up to me was for your keyboards. There should be different color led lights under the W A D S buttons than the rest of the keyboard set. Maybe red. Also possibley a small fan in the keyboard aiming towards the players hand to keep the player’s hands from sweating. The same can be said for your mouses. Small holes/vents in the mouse that push air out towards the hand and fingers. Giving the mouse a grid like interior and a solid exterior with grooves or slits to let the air flow out would also cool the players mouse hand off and prevent him/her from sweating. Because their would be multiples exits for the air to escape, the possibility of your hand and fingers blocking all the air passages would be impossible. Where the palm rests on the mouse, that would contain the least amount of slits or vents towards the middle to allow for your Razer pulse signature. To further the effect of the pulsing lights, green light, or whichever light you use on that specific mouse, would show illuminating out the vents. Maybe the lights change colors?
On the premise of the keyboard. Keys should have an extra thin rubber coating on the top to give the player more grip. Also, There should be a one row of very small rubber circle keys( or a durable replacement, since the thumb will be pressing it and applies the most force of any of your fingers on the keyboard) under the space bar side by side. With the image in my mind, you could fit close to ten. They would serve as ten extra key binds for the player, that are even easier to reach than F1-F10. They would need a variation in appearance to ease the player. This can be done in a number of ways and would depend on the most cost efficient and easiest methods. Again you could use leds, or change each shape of the rubber so the player can gain an easy feel for the keys without having to look at them. Then again, in time players would learn them with muscle memory and constant game play.
These simple additions to you Razer keyboard and Mouse products could make a big difference in high stake situations or product comparisons. Thank You
Razer will be the first company to dominate the most portable gaming visor. The gaming visor is similar to that of the Ironman’s UI, in that it rests around your head. It will virtually display your games in front of you. The Razer “Omni-Gen” provides the Razer “Atchia”, Razer “Railokase”, and Razer “Glory Defier” that are all stored within the “Omni-Gen”. The Razer “Atchia” mouse with 16 customizable macro keys, 6400 DPI, non-tangle retractable cord that neatly organizes itself. The Razer “Railokase” is the only mousepad out there that is made with expandable tritaconium with aspects similar to steel and also expands to the users’ desired size. The Razer “Glory Defier” is the first gaming keyboard to use plexicon material that both utilizes the materials hardening and rubber like qualities. A button will expand it into its usuable form instead of its small compact/foldable form.
Razor Manticore
frictionless air cushion mouse and mouse pad, think of an air hockey table but the table being the mouse pad and the paddle being the mouse. To keep the mouse pad from being too thick have the fan unit mounted away from the usable surface area of the pad (as in far forward or to the very right hand side of the pads extremities), Give the Pad 4 pulsing lights in the corners and it would look like a sci-fi helipad for you’re hand, Heaps sick ayy
If you’re going to make it sold as a package you could make the mouse wireless and utilise Inductive charging through the pad itself thus never having to consciously charge you’re mouse or replace its batteries again.
My idea is Ryuu, which in Japanese is meaning “Dragon Spirit”.
A keyboard with a small, but hi-def (720p) display above the “PRT scr”, “Scroll lock” and “pause/break” button, that shows the Razer symbol with 7 buttons, 1 button changes modes, (which in the software can change colors, macros etc.)
The other 6 consist of “pause/play”, “stop”, “next”, “back” and also one that shows what song is playing, how far in, the musician and what album.
As well on the keyboard are 10 programmable buttons, 6 on the left hand side of the keyboard, and 4 underneath the space bar, kind of like the Anasi, but the keyboard also has dragons around the keyboard with LEDs that shine a small but bright enough light to illuminate a dragon picture that pulsate.
Have a good day, good luck to all the competitors and grats to the people who win!
Razer’s take on the nerf-style toy gun. It will be designed for adults, not children.
This uber-rifle will be used in the most epic of cube wars, designed to dominate other n00b co-workers in the constant battlefield that is the office.
It will be fully automatic, of course, firing foam darts at a rate much faster than that of the Nerf Vulcan or Stampede. Like most Razer products, it will fly the colours of black and green, but of course, will include customisable LED lights. The gun will also be built for long, drawn out encounters, including a rechargable Li-ion battery pack.
To suit any encounter, the gun will also include various fire settings (automatic, single shot, burst) and a voltage slider to adjust fire rate.
Leave no survivors soldier.
Coming Soon – A leap forward for multiplayer gaming – Of mythical proportions.
Introducing Razor Cyclops.
In an industry first, these stylish glasses polarize the light coming from your monitor, allowing up to 4-way split screen gaming to appear in full-screen to each individual player. Eliminate Screen-cheating, and maximize screen area, the playing field is level. Razor Cyclops even includes built in Bluetooth headset, great for those intense team vs team battles.
Throw in the new Razor Medusa, and up to 4 players can connect their own keyboard and mouse, for the ultimate lag-free multiplayer experience.
Only from Razor.
Dammit, don’t know my Greek mythology. Medusa should be Hydra. :/
Computerised contact lense. It shows a HUD that connects to your computer/game/keyboard mouse that displays a number of information and tracks your enemies on screen. It also tracks your eye movement, allowing for “free look”.
It has a blue LED
Customizable laptop. Ever bought a laptop and three years later it can’t handle the new gen games? Ever wanted to upgrade it…and you can’t? With the Lraapzteorp you can (somehow). Just take unscrew four screws at the bottom and then take out the hard drive, then unscrew the next four screws, then take out the motherboard, then unscrew some more screws and replace whatever you want with (if you didn’t notice, I can’t imagine how you could build a laptop so this works but…that’s Razer’s job).
Anyway I suggest a laptop that you can upgrade after you buy it, as in upgrade everything (screen, ram, graphics card, hard drive etc). Also I suggest that the next thing Razer builds is anything, just anything…except the Razer Blade v2…cough cough…useless LED button thing…cough cough.
The Razer Sinc
What Razer is currently doing with their products is promoting an easy time while gaming, and helping you getting ahead while doing so. With all theses mouses and keyboards released so far, they’ve really forgotten on main thing. Comfort. The Razer Sinc is a top of the line gaming chair. It goes above and beyond in every way possible. With high quality stainproof leather, this chair is something that you’ll want to sit in, and never get off of. I don’t know how many times I’ve had a long gaming session, only to get up and my back be killing me. The Sinc would have adjustable back angles, heavy customization, and even changeable height. Customization would range from the color, with choices such as Blood Shed Red, a subtle black and Bullet Time Teal, to extras, such as a back massager or even cup holders.
Thanks, Nayr.
Razor Morphias
A mouse which can take the shape of your hand. Using a high tech gel, the Morphias mouse can be moulded to suit your hand, in addition the user is able to set the standard mouse/scroll buttons how ever they feel. Supplied with an additional 20 programmable buttons that can be placed anywhere on the morphias.
The Morphias is literally the most customisable mouse ever. using a quick set spray, the mouse will set like stone in the position you create ensuring no mid game changes.
Need a change? Simply microwave the mouse for 2min and the Morphias is ready to be reconfigured however you wish.
Have you ever been upset at having to end your gaming session because of bodily functions? I know I have. Luckily Razer have the solution. It is a gaming seat that combines egonomic comfort with dual flush functionality. And in keeping with Razer’s “more is more” philosophy, it will not only handle number 1′s and number 2′s, but also number 3′s and number 4′s.
Its name? The Razer Redback. Continue playing at your convenience.
*sings*
There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn’t see it in the dark
But boy, I felt its bite.
Razer Blaede Series.
A series of Razer brand shaving equipment – all top quality. (ie proper cutthroat razer, normal saftey razers and an electric clipper).
cos dammit man, you dont have time to waste your life shaving, you has gaming to do!
Raging Steel Series (RS for short)
Razer was previously not known for its strong build quality for raging gamers, But with the RS series you can hammer at your peripherals without the worry of damage!
Armed with a stainless steel coating and a worlds first secret rage proof system for minimized key and mouse clicker damage while maintaining tactile responsiveness expected of all Razer products.
The fine stainless steel coating means no more gunk build up or plastic markings overtime, Making this product super easy to clean and will always look Brand spanking new!
Features
Keyboard: Brand new ‘Rage Quit’ macro button, Automatically binds itself to close your favorite games instantly, Optional setting that ends the currently active fullscreen or windowed mode .exe process.
Mouse: Same ‘Rage Quit’ macro key located above the scroll wheel.
The ‘Raging Keybash V1′ keyboard and ‘Raging Accuracy V1′ mouse available soon!
The razor awesome-o
Why?
because south park is awesome
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Razer Irukandji (named after the jellyfish), a series of different sized computer cases!
Featuring: Multicolored back lighting
Different cases could handle micro gaming pcs, to monster rigs
Awesome airflow
number of drive bays
For the smaller case a built in screen, perfect for lan parties
Possibly a place to dock your razer mice/keyboard for charging/taking to LANs
and more suitable case features, such as fan controllers perhaps built in speakers for those lans.
Venomous snakes and spiders have been over done, so have keyboards, mice and headsets. So why not combine all three to create the ultimate gaming accessory and name it after the only venemous marsupial the PLATYPUS!
Much like the real playtpus it will be rarely seen but make a great talking point at parties.
Razer Bane (mouse)
accompanying the mouse with the idea of a greater competitive edge with its dark purple to violet colours ,keeping the signature piano black
Much like its predecessors , razer has supplied gear to gamers for a long time , giving gamers that competitive edge ,
Razer colossus (keyboard)
As we all know that gamer keyboards go under heavy use (especially starcraft 2) , the razer colossus will live up to its name and showcase a durability that will no doubtingly impress many competitive gamers with the physical feedback of the keys after a long day use of micro’ing thousands of troops or maybe an intensive raid that requires the rapid response to micro + macro keys.
The keyboard should be in grey (including the keys) but with the options to change the back lighting to a range of colours that will fit with grey).
thank you for reading my written piece.
Razer – Lone Wolf / Dire Wolf
Deadly predator, cutting through the MMO social crowds, playing it your way and not being part of the herd.
Heightened instincts, lightning reflexes and pin point precision.
Get imba and let the hunt begin ;)
Follows Razer’s deadly animal naming conventions.
The Razer Dartmouth (Mouse)
This is the worlds first fully modular mouse.
Matched with standard Razer DPI speed settings, 5 way scroll wheel, and 6 programmable keys on the size. But the true magic is in the design. Whether you’re a righty or a lefty, you can unscrew and move where you want your buttons. Fancy your mouse wheel under your right thumb? You can have it. Want your mouse to be linger and thinner? just adjust it to your preferences.
Don’t want the 6 buttons on the side? take them off.
The possibilities are limitless.
The Razor Asmodeus
I’d like to see a segmented keyboard that has perhaps 5 parts that can be removed and rearranged. A keyboard that has a number pad that can be removed from the main keyboard and run on the same wireless as Razors mice, allowing it to connect to them without the receiver in your PC. Coupled with similar software to the Nostromo that Razor already own to allow full customisation an macro editing of all the keys on the numberpad allowing it to act as a gamepad. Placing a USB hub and audio jacks on an insertable/relocatable cartridge style arrangement, allowing you to put it on the back or RH/LH side. With aggressive styling, red backlighting and mechanical keys for full feedback, this is not your neighbours keyboard, this is a keyboard from HELL!
The Razer Chtholos, derived from the word chthonic meaning “in, under, or beneath the earth”, and used for describing mythological creatures such as the Lernaean Hydra.
An outwardly minimalistic ambidexterous mouse, with touch sensitive areas on the left and right which are able to be programmed for gestures. Subtle lighting underneath the left and right mouse buttons to provide a sense of something more under the surface, and will subtly illuminate the area around the mouse.
The Razer Scouter Set, (RSS) headset and keyboard combination.
Focus on your enemy of choice with an adjustable laser pointer which is attached to the right side of your headset, hit the scout button on your keyboard and the RSS will tally that players deaths/kills/score into a POWER LEVEL which displays on your extra keyboard side panel along with a series of audio beeps to indicate a completed scan. Know when a player is far beyond your capabilities, or just another easy prey.
Players with higher rated power levels than yourself will cue a disbelieving and astounded voice warning to activate though from keyboard, while players far beyond your rated power level will simply cause an explosive animation on the LCD and a loud bang from the right headphone.
Choose your targets wisely,
Choose Razer accessories.
Razor Fluxx (mouse)
The Fluxx, an ultra-modern styled mouse merged from glass, brushed aluminium, neon and fibre optics. Featuring a glass shell with brushed aluminium buttons and controls, combined with neon trimmed dials all wrapped around the primary light sensor which is the core of this futuristic mouse. Plus all this is topped off with air blowing pinpoint holes creating a micro aircushion for ultra-smooth hovercraft-like movement across your desk surface!
Aside from the sleek design of the glass shell, the blue light emanating through the casing of the Fluxx makes this mouse stand out from the rest right from the start. All internal mechanical parts are trimmed in neon, lighting up as they are used. And the lighting effects don’t stop there – activate a control and rapid pulses of light trace along fibre-optic connections running from the controller into the heart of the mouse, making it feel alive!
Razer Leo
A modern gaming mouse with changeable DPI settings and 8 programmable buttons on the side and 3 modes to change function of the buttons. Has a precision button to slow down mouse sensitivity for accurate aiming. Adjustable palm rests and pinkie rests. The weight can be adjustable for people who like heavier or lighter mouses. It also has a DPI indicator to tell you how much DPI are you using right now. This mouse comes with 3 types of palm rests which you can change to which you like and 3 types of pinkie rests. this mouse has a rapid fire system so that the buttons can be easily pressed.
Razer Phoenix (Mouse)
The Phoenix, a bird known for its immense beauty, layered with red and gold, a symbol of divinity. The Razer Phoenix would encompass the Phoenix’s vivid plumage. The colour scheme would consist of a custom matte black paintjob, laced with golden trim and a blood-red, neon flame (backlighted) lying centred and ready. Golden neon rays would purge from the flame towards the fingertips. With a custom ergonomic design similar to the Ouroboros, the Phoenix would be ambidextrous housing an 8200DPI 4G Dual Sensor System, 1MS Gaming-Grade Wireless Technology, Dedicated DPI Clutch Trigger and powered by Synapse 2.0. The Razer Phoenix would have the ability to regenerate dysfunctional parts (if only), similarly to the legendary Phoenix, and would be immortal for the elite gamer. This mouse would effortlessly glide across the custom Razer Aithra (Mousepad – Greek for ‘sky’) and defy all who stand in the way.
Razer Fang Series
Sharp and lethal styling, guaranteed to puncture your foes.
A mouse and mechanical keyboard combo featuring magnetic connection points, allowing the Numpad, Arrow Keys and Insert to Page Down section as well as the main keyboard body to be rearranged at will. Interchangeable rubber key sets for the most important keys in gaming, `1-6, QWERASDF give you optimum comfort and control.
As well as a total of 20 programmable keys, the mouse features a magnetic connection point to the power cord and desk anchor allowing easy switching between wireless and charge-while-in-use modes.
Featuring brushed aluminium, non-sweat matte plastics and rubberized surfaces the Razer Fang series is a new standard in build quality for gaming peripherals.
I believe Razor’s next product should consist of a two-part gaming station. People who use computers sometimes connect their Xbox into their motherboard by the provided media cables. I propose that Razor integrate the Xbox 360 hardware entirely into this new revolutionary desktop machine. The operating system – Windows 7 Professional. The hardware, two Intel Core i7 processors, an AMD Radeon HD 7970 and 16GB of memory. This machine, bundled with an elegant 27-inch monitor that features a color changing option, will be by far the most powerful gaming unit on the planet.
It should be named the Xiphias, after the awesome swordfish.
The actual product should be a new style of headphones, equipped with all the Razer standards of course, that has a scaly, yet spiky, appearance and general shape to it.
Along with nice appearance, these new headphones should have it’s own personal wireless network in which to connect with other Xiphias headphones users. This would greatly simplify the gaming necessity of voice chat and, at the same time, remove the hassle of 3rd party software.
For example, the extending microphone could end in a nice, swordfish-like spike whilst the exterior plating of the headset resembled scales.
Please consider this radical idea.
The Razor Morphine (Keyboard)
Worlds first keyboard for healers. Full size keyboard featuring 2” display screen, customable backlit key colour and 12 programmable hot keys. By default, keyboard will glow a healthy bright green as you and your group go into battle. When the fun starts and the battle gets tough, your keys will fade into a bright red as team members begin to fall around you. Not a healer type? Don’t worry keyboard is fully functional for the more solo player type or maybe magic is your game? Customise your fade, to represent your mana pool.
Razer Orion,
An Omni-Network Device, That Combines And Handles All Of Your Wireless Frequencys – Regardless Of The Manufacturer, It Can Use The Default Drivers Of Whatever You Have, Because Not Everyone Wants Nor Has A Whole Set Of Peripherals Dedicated To One Company, Then To Sync With The Launch, Release A Decent Wireless Mouse(Long Overdue) And Start A Whole Wireless Range To Deal With The Increasing Market For Gamers Using Their Tv’s(Home Theatre) And Computers Both At Once, Thus Streamlining The Process And Saving Those Precious USB Slots And Reducing Cable Limiting.
Aimed At People Who Use A TV Or Projector Or Their Computer As Their Entertainment System… Similar To, (More In The Same Vein As) Apple Air, Without The Pricetag,
TLDR:
Having One (USB Or PCI Card And) Driver Control All Wireless Devices Regardless Of Make/Model/Etc.
The Razor Rage.
Features: Super durable low-mid profile keys for when you need to smash your fists down after getting owned by the opposing team’s featured noob, colour changing LEDs allowing you to customise the backlit keys or you can optionally use the mood option where the keyboard detects your heartbeat and temperature through your fingertips and changers the colour and brightness accordingly, a mini attachable silent liquid nitrogen powered USB fan for your sweaty war-mongering blood stained fingers, inbuilt wireless charging for the upcoming Razor Rage Wireless Mouse, a tilted 3” LCD screen showing common stats about the game including scores, APM, time elapsed, and to top it all off, a cup holder which also chills/heats your drink..just for a little insanity!
I think this is going to catch on..get to it Razor! ;)
Razer Ultima
*Before you start reading, the product stated bellow may only be used and produced after I, George Djarov, give you the permission.*
Now, I know this may be a bit out of the box and that you’ve never produced anything like that but my idea is that you could make a special luxurious gaming chair with many interesting features.
Features:
- Very comfortable and soft
- Cup holder on the left arm rest
- A folding table IN the right arm rest
- 5.1 – 7.1 Dolby surround sound audio system
- Built-in back massage machine
- Comfortable chair rest
There may be other versions of this chair, some better, with more features, some with less. I think that you could use it well, cause every gamer needs a good chair.
*Please consult with me before even considering to produce this idea, permissions have not been given.*
Razor Redback (xbox360 controller)
-Red LED home button and keys
-2 re-map buttons
-stronger and more durable than the onza (mine broke very easy)
- Gun trigger shaped controller trigger
-comfortable shape that can also accommodate the keypad unlike the onza.
-rubber coating for more grip
- corded controller for faster reaction times.
-springs in buttons for quicker reaction time
-start and select button down the bottom just above the microphone jack.
-adjustable sensitivity under the joysticks (like the onza)
- razer logo on the side of the controller with red LEDs under it.
- Easy to Connect to pc.
Controller is designed for first person shooters but can be easily used in other games aswell. Its a real shame for the Onza to be so breakable they really need a new design for a xbox 360 controller.
How about blade names for razor products
Sax (Viking short sword) – single handed weapon of choice, precise and extremely strong.
Spatha (Roman) – heavy infantry weapon, reliable and devastating.
Flammenschwert(German) – two handed flame sword, wave bladed unique in attack, mainly wielded two handed (keyboard).
Dao (Chinese) – sword effective slash, curved blade.
Pinute (Philipines) – versatile , get the job done.
‘Get the idea’.
Freedom from the WASD keys, no more continual touch on these keys – a motion control surface where the hand movement is discerned.
Want to experience outer space but can’t because you’re too lazy, fat and ignorant? Well due to the retirement of the US Space Program you wouldn’t have been an astronaut even if you had gotten off the couch, googled what a ‘book’ was, and then lost enough weight to fit into a space suit. Nonetheless, we at Razer are proud to announce that we’ve recently acquired cutting edge 1970s space-age technology; from when NASA used to land people on the moon! Remember when they did that? Neither do we!
Presenting the Razer Gyrocobra!
The Gyrocobra uses an elasticated design to ensure that it can accommodate gamers of any girth. The user just straps himself into the Gyrocobra and squeals in pleasure as every bank, turn, explosion, gunshot, and permaban is simulated up to 13Gs. That’s a lotta Gs!
WARNING: Side effects include, nausea, vomiting, and epiphanies concerning wasting your life.
jez,
Whoops, just realised that was 151 words, posting a version with one word less just in case you guys are sticklers >.>.
Want to experience outer space but can’t because you’re too lazy, fat and ignorant? Well due to the retirement of the US Space Program you wouldn’t have been an astronaut even if you’d gotten off the couch, googled what a ‘book’ was, and then lost enough weight to fit into a space suit. Nonetheless, we at Razer are proud to announce that we’ve recently acquired cutting edge 1970s space-age technology; from when NASA used to land people on the moon! Remember when they did that? Neither do we!
Presenting the Razer Gyrocobra!
The Gyrocobra uses an elasticated design to ensure that it can accommodate gamers of any girth. The user just straps himself into the Gyrocobra and squeals in pleasure as every bank, turn, explosion, gunshot, and permaban is simulated up to 13Gs. That’s a lotta Gs!
WARNING: Side effects include, nausea, vomiting, and epiphanies concerning wasting your life.
Razer Darter for mouse ranges
Razer Slither for the pads
Razer Rattler for the keyboards
Razer Hisser for headphones
i’m sure the marketing words could be tailored to each products as necessary.
Thank you